The person below me

[katiafish]

never has ridden a horse apart from in my dream and in some very peculiar circumstances.

TPBM is a little grumpy today.

[Interference]

You say that every day, it can't be me you mean. Do I come across grumpy, cos I thought I was smiling as I typed and I'm sure that comes across

TPBM is highly sensitive and is detecting a grumpiness in TPAH that the other person never knew was even there

[katiafish]

No, I think i might have been projecting all along

TPBM feels beter now after some green tea and an oaty biscuit.

[Interference]

Projecting again?? That must be your astral image I keep seeing out of the corner of my eye

I've some ginger-flavoured oaty biscuits at home I'm not too keen on, so I don't mind sharing

TPBM is looking out the window at a winterish-looking downpour and wondering if they should just stay in the office all night.

[katiafish]

Its sunny here

TPBM has a handy sleeping bag hidden under the desk, you know, just in case

[Interference]

Yayyy! I used to do that in my last job, but I liked my job in those days *nostalgic gaze*

TPBM also has a flask of hot water and some loose tea-bags for emergencies

[katiafish]

Oh MY GOD, you are spying on me, aren't you? Admit you are, just admit it, you'll feel better...

TPBM is definitely spying on me

[Interference]

No, I'm not (you definitely shouldn't wear that colour, dear, it does nothing for you )

TPBM just looked to see what colour they were wearing

[katiafish]

I know what Im wearing, its a pink leotard with lime-green tutu, you know, just a normal office wear..

TPBM is jealous because he hasnt got a pink leotard on.

[Interference]

No one knows what's under this grey tweed three-piece suit

TPBM thinks perhaps the tu-tu was a bit much on the bike.

[katiafish]

Who do you think I am to wear tutu on the bike? Nothing but a pure lycra, black and shiny..mmmm..shiny.... Tutu is a strictly office wear!

TPBM is struggling to imagine TPAH in a lime green tutu

[Interference]

Okay, wrong, no struggle. The struggle is to not enjoy imagining TPAM in a tu-tu -- or shiny black lycra if it comes to that

TPBM has a wicked streak - no, actually, let's make that a non-wicked streak -- all the rest is wicked

[katiafish]

Im completely and utterly innocent. Promise (hides a wicked smile and crossed fingers.)

TPBM is pretty wicked himself, allthough he finds it ahrd to admit it even to himself.

[Interference]

Wicked -- or just evil? Actually, I might admit to occasional naughtiness, but don't tell anyone, okay?

TPBM likes to do yoga in an overcoat and grey flannel trousers

(there. nothing wicked about that )

[katiafish]

No, I like to do yoga in a bikini in a very hot room There, very wicked!

TPBM pretends he does not enjoy it, but he does