Greetings!

[Birol]

Greetings and Salutations!

My name is Lori Basiewicz. I'm told that some of you may know me from AW. Triceratops recommended this place to me. I've spent the morning looking around and it looks like a nice, friendly group of people have gathered here. I hope you don't mind if I settle into the corner where I can watch the comings and goings and occasionally make a comment.

[The Ace]

Hi and welcome aboard.

[HardScienceFan]

Glad to have you aboard
Stick around,see what happens,ignore me,by all means.
I won't frighten newbies away any longer with long introductions,
unless I am provoked of course

[Birol]

*provoke provoke*

[Leisha]

Welcome to the Chronicles, Birol! I used to belong to AW, but then I found this place. The people here a wonderful, so you're in good hands.

Hope to see you around.

[HardScienceFan]

Hi Birol
See here,I don't like being provoked.When I am provoked my fongers are faster than my brain and \i type nonsnese,like I jtus ddi.
To tpye faster than yuo think is wery awkaward,it can get you into a lot
of trouble.Today i bought a new mouse,Len,does it have a las er on the inside?
I kept looking at the little red light,adn I am now ooklnhu,soryy,looking for my retinae.Yes,that's the correct plural.I see red everywhere,and even Uma looks red to me.I just notice that UMA loox good in any color.I look good in black & white(that's "zebra" to you),and dark violet.A wireless mouse was too expensive for me,Yes,I am NOT RICH,HOOPY.
Why is Windows called Windows anyway?And where are the storm shutters,and the curtains?Why didn't they call it Doors,or the DOORS
or Jefferson Airplane?Look that up,those are old bands.
Microsoft Doors,that sounds nice.And Doors XP,or Doors Netscape.
Doors is run by Bill Gates,and as you know,gates are a form of doors.
So they could have called "Windows" "Gates" and Bill Gates "Bill Doors"
Most people would like to bill Bill,or even Kill Bill.,with some of his half-assed
expensive products.What's Vista all about,anyway?Couldn't they have called it Panorama?or "GATES",even?
Couldn't they have called GOOGLE "The ADVERTISING ENGINE?"
Shouldn't they have called the Chrons Dangerous,coz that's what it is.
it has a nice ring to it,the DANGEROUS Forum.
Most of the time we're very serious here,except when we are not.
The not so very serious people are the ones to watch out for.
They hunt down IP adresses,then real adresses,and reverse the left and right buttons on your mouse at night.
If you hear stairs creaking,it's them.
Or Hoops

[Rane Longfox]

*plots provocation techniques*


And welcome, btw

[Rosemary]

Hello............

[Talysia]

Hello and welcome! Hope you like it here!

[Birol]

Thanks for the warm welcome, everyone. I'm sure I'll like it here just fine. I mean, I've already found someone who's very easy to pick on, even if they tend toward gibberish when provoked and seems like someone who will be fun to cause trouble with -- not that I will ever cause trouble -- nosirree bob -- I learned my lesson very well at that last forum I was at (and, no, the lesson did not involve me getting banned :P ).

Originally Posted by HardScienceFan

Yes,I am NOT RICH,HOOPY.

Don't ask HSF for a loan. Check.

Originally Posted by HardScienceFan

If you hear stairs creaking,it's them.
Or Hoops

Hearing stairs creaking would be very disturbing indeed, as there are no stairs in the locale where I currently reside.

[HardScienceFan]

Easy To Pick On?
R U Talkin" "bout Me

[Birol]

And what if I am? Whatcha gonna do about it?

[HardScienceFan]

Why i,I ,I.I,will
POST ANOTHER introduction
Yes,welcome Birol!!!!
Yes, triceratops was right in recommending this place,it's a fun place,with some pretty crazy people,some of whom I won't mention here.
Now you haven't told us favourite food,drinx,movies,boox,games and people yet.
I'ts pretty obvious i like human Thurman,and all other women
and ooww
no inspiration for a second introduction,must be the,the
liquids i've been imbibing

[Leisha]

Ooh, no one picks on my friends, Birol! And Ben is my friend! DO NOT GET THE ROBBIN MAD, I tell ya! I can be lethal! Chirp, chirp! Oh, hang on, a worm's repeating on me! Mmm... tasty earthworms...


What's that you say? Mad? I don't think so!

[Birol]

But he (Whew! I know what pronoun to use now) dared me to provoke him. I just wanted to see what would happen. Then, I discovered that your friend is amusing when he's provoked. I like being amused.

I've mixed some peanut butter M&M's with popcorn and I'm willing to share. Why don't you sit back and watch him rant with me?