Crackpot Theories

[HoopyFrood]

I trust most theories in science. Well, gravity's a bit dodgey, but it's managed to keep me on this earth (well, corporally at least, I can't say much about mentally) for the last twenty years, so I give it the benefit of the doubt.

Expect for the one that keeps aeroplanes up in the air. It's not right, huge things like that soaring through the sky because of the difference in air pressure. Flying doesn't scare me, by the way, I love to fly...but I don't trust that theory. And one day it's going to find out and turn its back on me. Hopefully it won't make all its friends gang up on me as well, otherwise I might just suddenly fall off the earth...

[dustinzgirl]

Originally Posted by HardScienceFan

I also have a conspiracy theory about Google.You see there is this Hungarian composer called Hrad Porn*1877-1967*,and.......

That took me a minute, but once I got the joke I lol'ed!

[HardScienceFan]

Originally Posted by dustinzgirl

That took me a minute, but once I got the joke I lol'ed!

You disappoint me,Dusty.Tsk,stk,a minute,no less.
Hrad Porn is a composer a lot of people Google.He's not that well known actually.Because his pieces are very atonal,full of dissonants,he is largely forgotten now
His most famous piece is called: Eno Nhgti Dnast,which is hungarian for
Margana.

[dustinzgirl]

Originally Posted by HardScienceFan

You disappoint me,Dusty.Tsk,stk,a minute,no less.
Hrad Porn is a composer a lot of people Google.He's not that well known actually.Because his pieces are very atonal,full of dissonants,he is largely forgotten now
His most famous piece is called: Eno Nhgti Dnast,which is hungarian for
Margana.

LOL

I think I heard that composition once or twice back in my early years. It went well with being really, really drunk.

[brsrkrkomdy]

My crackpot theory is this: World events are set up in such a way that public opinion is being shaped for the benefit of mass manipulation by secret organizations and shadow governments with the intent of world domination. And the global populace of people from all walks of life like you and me have no knowledge of what really happened. And if we do, the informations we culled from the Internet are automatically dismissed as another set of crackpot conspiracy theories. After all, we are manipulated to disbelieve anything that's even remotely true. Cthulhu Fatagn!

Seriously, I cooked up this little "theory" from several sources like newspapers and such. Even a little bit of Jean Baudrillard.

[dustinzgirl]

Originally Posted by brsrkrkomdy

My crackpot theory is this: World events are set up in such a way that public opinion is being shaped for the benefit of mass manipulation by secret organizations and shadow governments with the intent of world domination. And the global populace of people from all walks of life like you and me have no knowledge of what really happened. And if we do, the informations we culled from the Internet are automatically dismissed as another set of crackpot conspiracy theories. After all, we are manipulated to disbelieve anything that's even remotely true. Cthulhu Fatagn!

Seriously, I cooked up this little "theory" from several sources like newspapers and such. Even a little bit of Jean Baudrillard.

That's not a crackpot theory, thats TRUTH. Why do you think stuff like ANNA NICOLE DIES is all over CNN but not stuff like Press Briefing Archives

You know what really creeps me out? Its not the shadow government thats effing us...its our own in the media government effing us and we are ignoring it for cheap entertainment.

[brsrkrkomdy]

That's not a crackpot theory, thats TRUTH. Why do you think stuff like ANNA NICOLE DIES is all over CNN but not stuff like Press Briefing Archives

You know what really creeps me out? Its not the shadow government thats effing us...its our own in the media government effing us and we are ignoring it for cheap entertainment.

See what I mean? You're manipulated. That proves my crackpot theory.

[Gothic_Angelica]

America's going to infect the whole world with small pox but it wasn't them it was 'terrorists'

[chrispenycate]

Originally Posted by Gothic_Angelica

America's going to infect the whole world with small pox but it wasn't them it was 'terrorists'

Oh,not smallpox. Too easy, too well known. Something new, difficult to cure. In fact, AIDS (God's control method for immoral societies that allow homosexuals to walk free) was eveloped by the religious right in the States, but only for use within national borders (most of them don't actually know that anything further away than Mexico exists; no few believe the world to be flat, as described in Genesis.)
It took the DEA to export it to Africa, to prevent the godless heathen there from co-operating, and enforcing a decent price for their raw materials.
Meanwhile the pharmacutical socielies have a perfectly good remedy on hand, but are forbidden to distribute it for fear of upsetting the status quo…

Off topic; has anyone else read tom Cool's "Infectress"?

[HardScienceFan]

I have a crackpot theory that the US has WMD,and is willing to use them

[Gothic_Angelica]

Toasters are going to take over the planet, they're just waiting for the right time, damn meglomaniacs. Thats why my toast is never perfect it knows I know their plan.

[brsrkrkomdy]

(See what I mean? That proves my crackpot theory!)

Well, not quite. What I meant to say is that if you actually believe that theory I've just extrapolated, that just means you're wiretapped right now as we speak.

[fantasy noob]

ok this is seriously my theory its simple but kinda makes sense

everyone is invincible until they die, when u think ur gonna do something that might kill u go for it because if u die its ur time u will not die until ur time so live it

[scalem X]

Toasters are going to take over the planet, they're just waiting for the right time, damn meglomaniacs. Thats why my toast is never perfect it knows I know their plan.

Yeah, battlestar galactica indeed, them toasters .

[dustinzgirl]

ok so there is this guy named orahem candle on lulu forums. He's a trip. If you are a member of lulu forums, go read the stuff he writes in the poetry forum. Its insane.

He believes taht there are secret governments that are using satellite technology to give him chest pains and migraines and take away his ability to walk. Basically he says that there is some government with a special satellite that sends out signals that cause pain. Apparently, this guy is so important that the governments actually invented this method.