buffy (to the newly assigned replacement watcher Wesly): but giles always says 'please'! and afterwords i get a cookie!
Forrest: Well, the way i got it figured, Slayer's like some kind of Bogeyman for the Subterrestrials. Something they tell their little spawn to get them to eat their vegetablesand clean up their slime pits.
Riley: You're telling me they don't exist.
Forrest: Oh, wait a sec. Am I bursting somebody's bubble here? Maybe this is a bad time to tell you about Lara Croft? And the Easter Bunny.
Giles: I'm not supposed to have a private life?
Buffy: No, because you're very old, and it's gross.
Buffy: If the apocolypse comes, beep me.
Willow: In high school, knowledge was pretty much frowned upon. You really hed to work hard to learn anything. But here, I mean, the energy, the collective intelligence - it's like this force, this penetrating force, I can feel my mind just opening up, you know, letting the place just thrust into it and.... spurt knowledge.... into... that sentece ended up in a different place than it started.
Buffy: Just thinking about the life of a pumpkin. Growing up in the sun, happily entwined with others.... Then soomebody comes along, cuts you open, and rips your guts out.
Xander: Buffy, this is all about fear. It's understandable, but you can't let it control you. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to anger...no wait... Fear leads to hate, hate leads to the dark side...hold on.... Hate...no... First you get the women, then you get the money, then you get... ok forget that.
Buffy: Well, thanks for the dada-ist pep talk. I feel much more abstract.