|18th May 2007, 11:44 PM||#1 (permalink)|
Join Date: May 2007
Weeing in the cemetary!!!
Ok I haven't had time to search through all the jokes on here....it'd take a millenia!!!!
So if you've heard this one before.......LAUGH ANYWAY!!! So there!
Two gals are walking home after a night on the beer. They decide that a short-cut through the cemetary is the quickest way home. So, drunk as they were, they took it. There were the two ladies, drunk as a pair of skunks, walking through this deserted cemetary, when all of a sudden....oh dear....they both needed to pee!
"We can go here", one said to the other.
"But...there's no loo roll!" protested the other.
"Well....", says the first woman with a conspiratorial grin, and proceeded to educate the other woman on the etiquette of weeing in a cemetary.
Next day the two husbands meet up for lunch and one says to the other..."did your wife get home alright lastnight?"
"Yes", says the second fella, a little uncomfortably. "Why do you ask?"
"Well", continued the first. "When my wife came home.....her underwear were in her pocket and they were soaking wet!". Obviously relieved, the first guy sat back and sighed deeply.
"You think that's bad?!?!" exclaimed the second husband. "When my wife got home, she had a card stuck between the cheeks of her @rse saying 'we'll miss you, from all the boys at the fire station!"
|18th May 2007, 11:59 PM||#2 (permalink)|
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Perth and Kinross
Re: Weeing in the cemetary!!!
Not bad, I suppose, but I remember the true story of a skinhead, doing the same thing on a Polish war grave. The headstone fell, trapping him and breaking both legs. THAT'S justice.
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