Little Girl

[Who's Wee Dug]

A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the aeroplane when the
stranger turned to her and said; "Let's talk. I've heard that
flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."

The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said
to the stranger; "What would you like to talk about?"

"Oh, I don't know", said the stranger. "How about nuclear power?"

"OK". she said. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you
a question first.

A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat grass, the same stuff.
Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty,
and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?"


The stranger thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea."

To which the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to
discuss nuclear power when you don't know ****?"

[dustinzgirl]

LOL that is funny!

[Ice fyre]

Uuuuhhhh!

Funny Dug funny!

[Who's Wee Dug]

Thanks!! it just cracked me up when I read it.