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Old 24th April 2007, 10:10 PM   #106 (permalink)
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where do you keep getting them from mosaix?
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Old 25th April 2007, 09:27 AM   #107 (permalink)
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where do you keep getting them from mosaix?
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Old 25th April 2007, 09:28 AM   #108 (permalink)
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Old 25th April 2007, 01:05 PM   #109 (permalink)
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Lol! Just brilliant! Really cheers me up reading these!
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Old 25th April 2007, 01:46 PM   #110 (permalink)
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Old 25th April 2007, 05:47 PM   #111 (permalink)
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Old 25th April 2007, 06:47 PM   #112 (permalink)
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Mosaix, these headlines never fail to make me smile. Thank you!
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Old 26th April 2007, 08:23 AM   #113 (permalink)
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Old 26th April 2007, 08:52 AM   #114 (permalink)
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hehehe, awesome
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Old 26th April 2007, 08:44 PM   #115 (permalink)
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Old 26th April 2007, 09:41 PM   #116 (permalink)
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You'll be happy to learn,Mosaix,that I have procured the services of a renowned surgeon (who has worked with siamese twins) to stitch my sides together.In the meantime,I'm to refrain from laughing,so be warned.
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Old 26th April 2007, 11:33 PM   #117 (permalink)
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You'll be happy to learn,Mosaix,that I have procured the services of a renowned surgeon (who has worked with siamese twins) to stitch my sides together.In the meantime,I'm to refrain from laughing,so be warned.
Just show this renowned surgeon some of the headlines and see how he gets on....


BTW hold onto your sides for the next one.........
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Old 26th April 2007, 11:35 PM   #118 (permalink)
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Old 27th April 2007, 12:09 AM   #119 (permalink)
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Lol! Brilliant!
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Old 27th April 2007, 08:57 AM   #120 (permalink)
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Aha, one I've seen before! but still amazing... what kind of sadistic people write these
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