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scalem X · 26th May 2007, 08:23 AM

Well this is a great comeback Tau, have some peanuts

.

Joel007 · 26th May 2007, 09:06 AM

Hahahahaha! I love linguistic misunderstandings

Joel007 · 26th May 2007, 11:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Joel007

Hahahahaha! I love linguistic misunderstandings

Oh, and don't eat the peanuts.

mosaix · 26th May 2007, 07:59 PM

[quote=HardScienceFan;853556]Jeannie has gotten it into her head that she wants to go into politics,for the Pachyderm Party.She plans on getting two seats at least in the next elections.

Is that one for each buttock?

mosaix · 26th May 2007, 08:00 PM

Florida Illegal Aliens Cut In Half By New Law

HardScienceFan · 26th May 2007, 08:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mosaix

Florida Illegal Aliens Cut In Half By New Law

Cripes,NOW MY KEYBROAD SI RALELLY HOTS OT HLEL,.
HWO DDI YOU KNWO I WSA DIRNKNIG COEFFE,YOU PSYHCIC RO
WATH?
Ahh,th'at's bettre,nwo.Srves me rigth for putting that amount of sugar
in it.
Okay,where was I?
*George,get me a coffee will you?*
*and stop moaning about Italians falling over*

Allegra · 26th May 2007, 08:34 PM

Good one mosaix.

HSC, what do ya mean by 'Italians falling over'? Are you talking about football??

HardScienceFan · 26th May 2007, 09:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Allegra

Good one mosaix.

HSC, what do ya mean by 'Italians falling over'? Are you talking about football??

of coursenot,my lovely Bach-lover.Italians fall easily,must be their kinesthetics or sumpin,or maybe gravity waves bend differently around their bodies,or they have weak leg muscles,or they hate seeing Red

Peoples,I feel good vibes coming somehow

Allegra · 26th May 2007, 09:22 PM

LOL

they are flexible artistic actors Ben! Not like the stiff German ballers.

Tau Zero · 27th May 2007, 06:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by scalem X

Well this is a great comeback Tau, have some peanuts

.

Why thanks, i love peanuts... hey, wait a minute, i've made this mistake before. Uh, i think i'll pass on the peanuts.

Dr.Jackson · 27th May 2007, 06:27 PM

"Two charged in cutting off mans ears waive hearing"

"Congress looks for change in Iraq"
- I assume that they'd checked down the back of the sofa first!

Finally, just an absurd one here - just from this week
"New museum says dinosaurs were on Noah's Ark"

Dr.Jackson · 27th May 2007, 06:30 PM

Just found another one which is silly whichever way you look at it -

"Tories propose school selection by race"

On your marks...

Talysia · 27th May 2007, 06:35 PM

Lol! Those are funny, Dr.Jackson!

mosaix · 27th May 2007, 07:48 PM

Two Sisters Reunited After 18 Years At Checkout Counter

HardScienceFan · 27th May 2007, 08:01 PM

*"evenin',everybody!*
Dr J,Mosaix,thanx again for making us laugh

26th May 2007, 08:23 AM	#301 (permalink)
scalem X I am, the scallywag Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Japan Posts: 1,434	Re: Funny Headlines..... Well this is a great comeback Tau, have some peanuts .

26th May 2007, 09:06 AM	#302 (permalink)
Joel007 Shiny! Let's be bad guys. Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Northamptonshire Posts: 1,797	Re: Funny Headlines..... Hahahahaha! I love linguistic misunderstandings

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mosaix Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Shropshire Posts: 4,126	Re: Funny Headlines..... [quote=HardScienceFan;853556]Jeannie has gotten it into her head that she wants to go into politics,for the Pachyderm Party.She plans on getting two seats at least in the next elections. Is that one for each buttock?

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mosaix Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Shropshire Posts: 4,126	Re: Funny Headlines..... Florida Illegal Aliens Cut In Half By New Law

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Allegra Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 1,846	Re: Funny Headlines..... Good one mosaix. HSC, what do ya mean by 'Italians falling over'? Are you talking about football??

26th May 2007, 09:22 PM	#309 (permalink)
Allegra Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 1,846	Re: Funny Headlines..... LOL they are flexible artistic actors Ben! Not like the stiff German ballers.

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Dr.Jackson Certified Space Monkey Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Livingston, Scotland Posts: 794	Re: Funny Headlines..... "Two charged in cutting off mans ears waive hearing" "Congress looks for change in Iraq" - I assume that they'd checked down the back of the sofa first! Finally, just an absurd one here - just from this week "New museum says dinosaurs were on Noah's Ark"

27th May 2007, 06:30 PM	#312 (permalink)
Dr.Jackson Certified Space Monkey Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Livingston, Scotland Posts: 794	Re: Funny Headlines..... Just found another one which is silly whichever way you look at it - "Tories propose school selection by race" On your marks...

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Talysia Lady of Autumn Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Lincolnshire Posts: 4,672 Blog Entries: 17	Re: Funny Headlines..... Lol! Those are funny, Dr.Jackson!

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