Funny Headlines.....

[HardScienceFan]

Originally Posted by mosaix

PS Re Psycho - I was one of those holding the door open!

Had an inkling you were!
JB is a bit of a hothead,then?
Off to Bolton,perhaps?
Sorry Talysia,Allegra,footie talk,can't help it.
You'll be glad to learn,Mosaix,that Jeannie was rolling around on the floor with laughter.My floorboards are ruined.George has given up his silly Nielsen obsession*Red Sonja is in the dustbin now*,and is doing his best to give Steven Seagal impressions*Yes,we Dutch have quality television,every week a heady mix between van Damme and Seagal,with some 'Judge Dredd' and 'Rambo' thrown in, is served to us*.He doesn't have to do a lot with his face for that one,BTW.The mice are patting each other on the back,with one courting a British accent,the other a Texan one,funnily enough.

[mosaix]

Originally Posted by HardScienceFan

Had an inkling you were!
JB is a bit of a hothead,then?

Just a bit.

Apparently he wants to go to a European team to get out of the spotlight and rebuild his reputation (whatever that means).

According to the press this morning Man City's new manager is going to be Ranieri. I like the guy, he's in Man City's mold and has a good track record.

[mosaix]

Lucky Man Sees Friends Die

[HardScienceFan]

Originally Posted by mosaix

Lucky Man Sees Friends Die

come again??
A clear case of 'headlinitis',if there ever was one

[mosaix]

New York Ban On Boxing After Death

[Dave]

Man Impaled on Toilet

I seriously just read this. The even stranger thing is that it is not a mistake, though I would have liked further explanation of how the leg of a toilet bowl could impale his thigh than was given.

[Sathai]

Odd. I think I would need a picture for that one, I just can't visualize it.

[Talysia]

Oh my word... Well, they do say that truth is stranger than fiction.

[HardScienceFan]

Originally Posted by Dave

Man Impaled on Toilet

I seriously just read this. The even stranger thing is that it is not a mistake, though I would have liked further explanation of how the leg of a toilet bowl could impale his thigh than was given.

Man from Holland flabbergasted after reading headline on Forum.
Police in the dark as to how his flabber was gasted,or his gast flabbered.The man was held for questioning,and released after he pleaded temporary insanity.Friends,Rowan,countrymen,lend me your beards

[Joel007]

Headline about Klaus Fuchs...

"Fuchs Off - Flies To East Germany"

[mosaix]

Mounting Problems For Young Couples

[HoopyFrood]

Ha!!

[HardScienceFan]

Originally Posted by Joel007

Headline about Klaus Fuchs...

"Fuchs Off - Flies To East Germany"

And his brother,Sod?

[HardScienceFan]

Originally Posted by mosaix

Mounting Problems For Young Couples

you already have won the prize for best funny headline !

[mosaix]

Ribena Offer To Blood Service