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Old 12th May 2007, 07:05 PM   #226 (permalink)
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Protestor Tries To Spoil Play But The Actors Succeeded
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Old 12th May 2007, 07:12 PM   #227 (permalink)
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That's a good one!
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Old 13th May 2007, 11:38 AM   #228 (permalink)
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Surgery For Duck Hurt By Anglers Left Hook
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Old 13th May 2007, 11:48 AM   #229 (permalink)
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Old 13th May 2007, 12:58 PM   #230 (permalink)
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Lol - at both!
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Old 13th May 2007, 01:44 PM   #231 (permalink)
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not new:
Gay Marriage Brings Clinton And Dole Together
Cheap apparment to let,with very nice view of woodland scenery and central heating
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Old 13th May 2007, 05:14 PM   #232 (permalink)
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the list seems endless
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Old 13th May 2007, 07:17 PM   #233 (permalink)
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Fund Set Up For Beating Victim's Kin
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Old 14th May 2007, 10:08 AM   #234 (permalink)
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I'm still at page 5 and already Im crying with laughter...
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Old 14th May 2007, 10:09 AM   #235 (permalink)
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Old 14th May 2007, 10:18 AM   #236 (permalink)
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Magician's Car Vanishes.
Now thats a good magic trick...
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Old 14th May 2007, 01:49 PM   #237 (permalink)
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I thought the wording on this one was good

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Old 14th May 2007, 05:41 PM   #238 (permalink)
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Again, these are great. Just the thing I needed to cheer me up.
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Old 14th May 2007, 09:35 PM   #239 (permalink)
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Thanks,Mosaix.
I now have all my animals on strike,protesting that they no longer want to
pantomime headlines.It's "cruel and unusual punishment",they protest.
So that's George no longer doing the ironing,Jeannie not drying the dishes,
and my mice not getting the crumbs from underneath the sofa.As a matter of fact,they were planning to stop already,claiming the crumbs were "not worth half a Michelin Star" and "Where's Chris Stein when you need him".My animals are getting an attitude because of the "headlines" thread.

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