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Old 10th May 2007, 11:53 PM   #211 (permalink)
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Portable Toilet Bombed, Police Have Nothing To Go On
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Old 11th May 2007, 12:05 AM   #212 (permalink)
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I HAVE WARNED YOU,Mo...
My mice have used their vocoders to vocalize this one to me,and Jeanie is arranging peanuts on the floor, forming letters.By the looks of it,you have surpassed yourself again.
Now here's the thing,my sides have split again since my reincarnation,so now I'm basically in four parts,like a modern fantasy serial novel.
My surgeon throws his hands up in disgust when he sees me.I think I look like his botched-up handiwork.....
Have you any idea what a burden this is to my pets.They are e-mailing the Humane Society,the RSPA,the WWF,Greenpeace and the local constabulary,and I look like a right idiot.
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I exact some form of revenge...
Miss Mary Salter rendered three vocal solos and a return to orchestral music was greatly appreciated.

The season for grass fires seems to have arrived, so stamp out that cigarette-end before you throw it down.
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Old 11th May 2007, 08:50 AM   #215 (permalink)
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Use Of Heroin Shooting Up.
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Old 11th May 2007, 09:07 AM   #216 (permalink)
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Now my ribcage hurts... Thanks for you merciful bunch!
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Old 11th May 2007, 10:26 AM   #217 (permalink)
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We regretfully announce that the major speaker announced for our psychology seminar "on handling dissapointment" will be unable to appear.
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Old 11th May 2007, 11:11 AM   #218 (permalink)
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Mercy HSC mercy
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Old 11th May 2007, 11:29 AM   #219 (permalink)
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LOL,although the news IS bad ,of course
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Old 11th May 2007, 12:56 PM   #220 (permalink)
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Well, it was from a zoo's news update. But I still found it funny

New update on arboreal territory dispute: Defendant found "Out of his tree"
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Old 11th May 2007, 05:53 PM   #221 (permalink)
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Red Tape Holds Up New Bridge
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Old 11th May 2007, 06:00 PM   #222 (permalink)
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Gladiator Bones Found In Turkey.

With acknowledgments to Joel (and Allegra)!
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Old 11th May 2007, 06:16 PM   #223 (permalink)
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Just brilliant! These always make me laugh!
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Old 11th May 2007, 08:44 PM   #224 (permalink)
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Smokers are productive, but death cuts efficiency.

Miners refuse to work after death
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