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Old 8th May 2007, 11:36 AM   #196 (permalink)
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Officer Convicted Of Accepting Bride

In the Doncaster district, there are more underground cables than overhead, but this is largely due to Doncaster having its cables underground. - Yorkshire Evening Post
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Old 8th May 2007, 01:42 PM   #197 (permalink)
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Hope this link doesn't get changed!
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Old 8th May 2007, 01:56 PM   #198 (permalink)
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OIC so he was hiding in the gator's jaws smoking crack and getting cozy but the sherrif went all the way there to arrest him?
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Old 8th May 2007, 06:44 PM   #200 (permalink)
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Now that gave me a good laugh...more!
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Old 8th May 2007, 10:21 PM   #201 (permalink)
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Old 9th May 2007, 09:32 AM   #202 (permalink)
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This afternoon there will be a meeting in the South and North ends of this church. Children will be baptized at both ends.
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Old 9th May 2007, 01:07 PM   #203 (permalink)
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Milk drinkers are turning to powder

(I don't have the original source, since I found it on a website. Still, it makes sense.)
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Old 9th May 2007, 11:11 PM   #204 (permalink)
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Old 10th May 2007, 10:04 AM   #205 (permalink)
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Eat your words,mate
'In most associations half the committee does all the work, whilst the other half does nothing. I am pleased to put on record that in this society it is just the reverse.'
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Old 10th May 2007, 12:56 PM   #206 (permalink)
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Hah, nice one.

"Our report showed that while 50% were above average, unfortunately 50% were also below average."
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Old 10th May 2007, 01:20 PM   #207 (permalink)
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The exact headline was

"Paris Hilton: Jewish Messiah?"

BBC NEWS | World | Americas | Hilton backs online pardon appeal
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Old 10th May 2007, 05:58 PM   #208 (permalink)
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Lol - these are great!
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Old 10th May 2007, 07:01 PM   #209 (permalink)
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Old 10th May 2007, 08:38 PM   #210 (permalink)
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lol, oh my god these are so good and they just keep on comming .
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