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scalem X · 5th May 2007, 09:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Joel007

lol, these signs are great

how about...

I actually saw this sign for real! It's in Etosha national park in Namibia

.

HardScienceFan · 6th May 2007, 12:50 AM

Advertisement,curiously phrased
Try our herbal remedies. You can't get better.

HardScienceFan · 6th May 2007, 12:52 AM

STRIP CLUBS SHOCK - Magistrates may act on indecent shows.

HardScienceFan · 6th May 2007, 12:53 AM

Sign on bulletin borad in church
Thursday at 5:00 p.m. there will be a meeting of the Little Mothers Club. All wishing to become little mothers will please meet the pastor in his study.

Joel007 · 6th May 2007, 11:04 AM

Pharmaceutical sign's bad translation:

New medicines for up yours!

(It was referring to a replenished stock of suppositories. Who knows what logic resides in translation?)

mosaix · 6th May 2007, 05:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Allegra

LOL

! mosaix, please tell me yours are not make-ups, I need to regain some lost 'faith' (because of the creative Joel) in our media.

Not made up a single one. I think Joel should get a job at a newspaper.

mosaix · 6th May 2007, 05:59 PM

New Study Of Obesity Looks For Larger Test Groups.

Joel007 · 6th May 2007, 06:36 PM

She doesn't think they're real? Fine I'll start adding links

Judge Sues Cleaner For $65M Over Pants

Judge Sues Cleaner For $65M Over Pants, Judge Sues Dry Cleaner For $65 Million Over A Pair Of Missing Pants - CBS News

mosaix · 6th May 2007, 06:39 PM

I heard about this. I was actually looking to the judiciary to sort out nonsense like this, but it looks like they're part of it.

mosaix · 7th May 2007, 02:00 PM

Marijuana Issue Sent To A Joint Committee

Allegra · 7th May 2007, 03:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mosaix

Marijuana Issue Sent To A Joint Committee

LMAO!

I made sure not to take a sip of coffee before clicking on this thread (the lesson of Joel) and it turned out to be extremely wise.

Joel, would you please post the link every time?

Joel007 · 7th May 2007, 04:14 PM

Robbers Glue Victim To Exercise Cycle, South African Glued To Exercise Cycle By Attackers In His Home - CBS News

HardScienceFan · 7th May 2007, 07:17 PM

PERSONALS
Tired of cleaning yourself? Let me do it for you.
RECIPE FROM NEWSPAPER
Take some eating pears, peel them, and cook them slowly standing in water flavoured with one vanilla pod.

Talysia · 7th May 2007, 07:21 PM

I needed cheering up, and these were just what I needed! Thanks for posting them, everyone.

mosaix · 8th May 2007, 09:12 AM

Magician's Car Vanishes.

6th May 2007, 12:50 AM	#182 (permalink)
HardScienceFan 'what to eat' fan Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Netherlands Posts: 1,912 Blog Entries: 1	Re: Funny Headlines..... Advertisement,curiously phrased Try our herbal remedies. You can't get better.

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6th May 2007, 12:53 AM	#184 (permalink)
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6th May 2007, 11:04 AM	#185 (permalink)
Joel007 Shiny! Let's be bad guys. Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Northamptonshire Posts: 1,797	Re: Funny Headlines..... Pharmaceutical sign's bad translation: New medicines for up yours! (It was referring to a replenished stock of suppositories. Who knows what logic resides in translation?)

6th May 2007, 05:59 PM	#187 (permalink)
mosaix Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Shropshire Posts: 4,126	Re: Funny Headlines..... New Study Of Obesity Looks For Larger Test Groups.

6th May 2007, 06:36 PM	#188 (permalink)
Joel007 Shiny! Let's be bad guys. Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Northamptonshire Posts: 1,797	Re: Funny Headlines..... She doesn't think they're real? Fine I'll start adding links Judge Sues Cleaner For $65M Over Pants Judge Sues Cleaner For $65M Over Pants, Judge Sues Dry Cleaner For $65 Million Over A Pair Of Missing Pants - CBS News

6th May 2007, 06:39 PM	#189 (permalink)
mosaix Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Shropshire Posts: 4,126	Re: Funny Headlines..... I heard about this. I was actually looking to the judiciary to sort out nonsense like this, but it looks like they're part of it.

7th May 2007, 02:00 PM	#190 (permalink)
mosaix Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Shropshire Posts: 4,126	Re: Funny Headlines..... Marijuana Issue Sent To A Joint Committee

7th May 2007, 04:14 PM	#192 (permalink)
Joel007 Shiny! Let's be bad guys. Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Northamptonshire Posts: 1,797	Re: Funny Headlines..... Robbers Glue Victim To Exercise Cycle, South African Glued To Exercise Cycle By Attackers In His Home - CBS News

7th May 2007, 07:17 PM	#193 (permalink)
HardScienceFan 'what to eat' fan Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Netherlands Posts: 1,912 Blog Entries: 1	Re: Funny Headlines..... PERSONALS Tired of cleaning yourself? Let me do it for you. RECIPE FROM NEWSPAPER Take some eating pears, peel them, and cook them slowly standing in water flavoured with one vanilla pod.

7th May 2007, 07:21 PM	#194 (permalink)
Talysia Lady of Autumn Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Lincolnshire Posts: 4,672 Blog Entries: 17	Re: Funny Headlines..... I needed cheering up, and these were just what I needed! Thanks for posting them, everyone.

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