First Lines

[ice.monkey]

"Well bugger me sideways with a barge-pole if that isn't a self destruct button for the universe!"

[Talysia]

"I keep telling you," he said, "it doesn't matter about that. All you need to do is slay it."

[HardScienceFan]

my son tells me he invented a time
sorry

my great-great-grandfather tells me he invented a time

hello i am the great-great-grandson of the narrator

He will die /has died/is dying in the 34 centrury

you don't know the first thing about time travel pardoxes,do you?

hello this is the narrator again,sorry about that

[Tillane]

"Aw, how come the pretty ones are always dead?"
"Shut it, junior. Now hand me that scalpel."

[Leisha]

"Whatever you do, don't turn that key there. Okay?"

[HardScienceFan]

the zombie tasted good with ketchup

[Leisha]

"Duck!"

[HardScienceFan]

the alien extended a pseudopodium and ate my frontdoor

[mirinda]

As I sat comfortably thousands of feet in the air I noticed the the engine light blinking. Oh crap.

[HardScienceFan]

my time machine is stuck stuck uck machine tucks si emit

[Dexter]

Fantasto entered the Danger Room, stripped off his spandex mask, and read the blinking notice on his holodesk, "Damned IRS," he muttered.

[Tielhard]

When the Lybian Red Crescent finally landed at New York Harbour there were less than 10,000 refugees left in the whole city.

[HardScienceFan]

*SNIFF*
we robots don't feel emotions,ever

[Tielhard]

Queen Mab invited the Pope to dinner.

[ice.monkey]

He read the first line and stared in shock at the words that had just ripped his world apart.