Sibling of Thread Killers Anonymous - Science Fiction Fantasy Chronicles: forums

j. d. worthington · 17th February 2007, 06:33 AM

*with slow, gurgling hiss, followed by a (moderately) loud "BLOOPH", a new thread appears... the fissioned sibling of Thread Killers Anonymous; this new thread is almost identical to the old, save for a tiny difference in size; each now has 6 new rooms, and the new thread begins to extend pseudopods in search of sustenance, humming happily*

pyan · 17th February 2007, 09:06 AM

Oh, jd - someone's going to be so p*****d off with you.........!

j. d. worthington · 17th February 2007, 09:09 AM

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Originally Posted by pyanfaruk

Oh, jd - someone's going to be so p*****d off with you.........!

Well.... she was warned!

Harpo · 17th February 2007, 12:12 PM

*sprinkles liquid from Magic Watering Can over the new thread*

HoopyFrood · 17th February 2007, 01:53 PM

*Wanders along the corridor in search of places to contribute and glances at the Sibling, then carries on walking. Then stops. And does a double take. Looks over at the TKA thread, and then back to Sibling, at TKA, then at Sibling.*

Great Cthulhu, what the hell! When did that happen?!

*Sigh* Damn.

*Thinks for a moment* Wait...

Twice the killing fun! BANZAI! *Leaps and starts attacking Sibling* Die, Silbing fiend, DIE!

Rane Longfox · 17th February 2007, 04:12 PM

Surely if the Thread-killers thread is not only still going, but has also spawned illegitimate offspring, you're all really bad at thread-killing?

Lenny · 17th February 2007, 04:25 PM

She's useless!

We keep on telling her that the more you hurt the TKA thread, the more it grows back. Fission, I think.

She went on a katana-swinging rampage last night, cut gaping holes in TKA... and they healed and formed STKA, too.

HoopyFrood · 17th February 2007, 04:58 PM

Look, I'm trying, all right? I can't help if the damned things keep multiplying.

Lenny · 17th February 2007, 05:02 PM

Then you'll have to find some way to kill without it multiplying.

I say flame the katana, and have a fiery hack-n-slash.

Nothing survives fire... unless it's fireproof.

pyan · 17th February 2007, 05:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Lenny

Nothing survives fire... unless it's fireproof.

Profound, that, Lenny!

Lenny · 17th February 2007, 05:07 PM

Oh aye.

I'm in a philosophical mood today, it seems.

pyan · 17th February 2007, 05:15 PM

The only way to kill it, is to let it starve to death.

(Says he, feeding it!)

Lenny · 17th February 2007, 05:21 PM

But you can only truly starve it if it's locked up and taken away from public eyes.

Rane Longfox · 17th February 2007, 06:39 PM

Ah, young ones, you are ignorant in the ideal thread-killing techniques...

On the other hand, they'd probably get you banned, considering the forum we're on.

The Ace · 17th February 2007, 06:46 PM

Well, it's Hoopy's problem. Nobody supports Elmer Fudd or Wile E. Coyote, but they're good for a laugh.

17th February 2007, 06:33 AM	#1 (permalink)
j. d. worthington Moderator Join Date: May 2006 Location: Texas Posts: 8,635	Sibling of Thread Killers Anonymous with slow, gurgling hiss, followed by a (moderately) loud "BLOOPH", a new thread appears... the fissioned sibling of Thread Killers Anonymous; this new thread is almost identical to the old, save for a tiny difference in size; each now has 6 new rooms, and the new thread begins to extend pseudopods in search of sustenance, humming happily

17th February 2007, 09:06 AM	#2 (permalink)
pyan Tribunus rufulus Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Hampshire Posts: 4,622	Re: Sibling of Thread Killers Anonymous Oh, jd - someone's going to be so p*****d off with you.........!

17th February 2007, 12:12 PM	#4 (permalink)
Harpo Lord of Autumn Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Vatican City Posts: 494	Re: Sibling of Thread Killers Anonymous sprinkles liquid from Magic Watering Can over the new thread

17th February 2007, 01:53 PM	#5 (permalink)
HoopyFrood Ha, I like not that... Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: United Kingdom Posts: 2,677	Re: Sibling of Thread Killers Anonymous Wanders along the corridor in search of places to contribute and glances at the Sibling, then carries on walking. Then stops. And does a double take. Looks over at the TKA thread, and then back to Sibling, at TKA, then at Sibling. Great Cthulhu, what the hell! When did that happen?! Sigh Damn. Thinks for a moment Wait... Twice the killing fun! BANZAI! Leaps and starts attacking Sibling Die, Silbing fiend, DIE!

17th February 2007, 04:12 PM	#6 (permalink)
Rane Longfox Pallid, Lumigoth Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Greater Manchester Posts: 3,181	Re: Sibling of Thread Killers Anonymous Surely if the Thread-killers thread is not only still going, but has also spawned illegitimate offspring, you're all really bad at thread-killing?

17th February 2007, 04:25 PM	#7 (permalink)
Lenny Resident Untanned Guy Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Vatican City Posts: 1,933	Re: Sibling of Thread Killers Anonymous She's useless! We keep on telling her that the more you hurt the TKA thread, the more it grows back. Fission, I think. She went on a katana-swinging rampage last night, cut gaping holes in TKA... and they healed and formed STKA, too.

17th February 2007, 04:58 PM	#8 (permalink)
HoopyFrood Ha, I like not that... Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: United Kingdom Posts: 2,677	Re: Sibling of Thread Killers Anonymous Look, I'm trying, all right? I can't help if the damned things keep multiplying.

17th February 2007, 05:02 PM	#9 (permalink)
Lenny Resident Untanned Guy Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Vatican City Posts: 1,933	Re: Sibling of Thread Killers Anonymous Then you'll have to find some way to kill without it multiplying. I say flame the katana, and have a fiery hack-n-slash. Nothing survives fire... unless it's fireproof.

17th February 2007, 05:07 PM	#11 (permalink)
Lenny Resident Untanned Guy Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Vatican City Posts: 1,933	Re: Sibling of Thread Killers Anonymous Oh aye. I'm in a philosophical mood today, it seems.

17th February 2007, 05:15 PM	#12 (permalink)
pyan Tribunus rufulus Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Hampshire Posts: 4,622	Re: Sibling of Thread Killers Anonymous The only way to kill it, is to let it starve to death. (Says he, feeding it!)

17th February 2007, 05:21 PM	#13 (permalink)
Lenny Resident Untanned Guy Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Vatican City Posts: 1,933	Re: Sibling of Thread Killers Anonymous But you can only truly starve it if it's locked up and taken away from public eyes.

17th February 2007, 06:39 PM	#14 (permalink)
Rane Longfox Pallid, Lumigoth Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Greater Manchester Posts: 3,181	Re: Sibling of Thread Killers Anonymous Ah, young ones, you are ignorant in the ideal thread-killing techniques... On the other hand, they'd probably get you banned, considering the forum we're on.

17th February 2007, 06:46 PM	#15 (permalink)
The Ace Scottish Roman Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Perth and Kinross Posts: 2,334	Re: Sibling of Thread Killers Anonymous Well, it's Hoopy's problem. Nobody supports Elmer Fudd or Wile E. Coyote, but they're good for a laugh.

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