Creative rhyming

[Interference]

(A hearty welcome extended to thee )

That soaked his boots and doublet as well

[Pyar]

This mud must be a punishment from hell.



Earthquakes shake the ground I walk on,

[Zubi-Ondo]

From the air come tumbling pylons

And lodge themselves in the punishing mud

[Interference]

With a liquid, squelching, splashing thud

That shakes foundations, shatters rock

[Zubi-Ondo]

And the mud that splashed on the giant clock

Dripped slowly down with a trickling ooze

[Interference]

And made a mess of a good pair of shoes,

By 'eck, wer Ma won't half create ...

[Zubi-Ondo]

And knowing that I won't hesitate

To say only two are maintaining this thread

[Interference]

Where's everyone gone? Are they all dead
Without a single word of goodbye ... ?

[Urlik]

I'm still here, still here is I

it's just I've been busy with not enough time

[Interference]

To pound out a rhythm or fashion a rhyme

But this is my promise, and this I do swear

[Peter Graham]

That Mrs Graham has a nice pair
of pear trees, standing by the barn wall

[Interference]

With partridges in them both and all,

Like something from a seasonal song

[Urlik]

if you know the words you can all sing along

but if you don't you can always hum

[Zubi-Ondo]

Or play another song from that season about a drum

In which all the poor kid could do was play a simple song

[Marcus15]

He played "On the hillside" but got all the notes wrong.

With determined conviction and an eye to the door