Creative rhyming

[Interference]

The crimson liquor, which a stain did leave

Upon his favourite Killing Cloak's left arm

[Memnoch]

the outfit in that state lost all it's charm . . .

flinging said garment into the fire, his mood turned quite dire . . .

[Interference]

And he exclaimed, with angst and ire,

"D'oh! I'll never see another one like that!"

[Memnoch]

Storming to the door, he swiped at a bat. . .

yanked open the door, the bat now squashed to the floor . . .

[Interference]

The fat bat went splat on the mat, however did he manage that?

It's time to reveal the secret truth ...

[Memnoch]

The banging at the door was non other than Don Buth . . .

the animator extrodinaire in shock at his hosts appearence lost all his hair . . .

[Interference]

But took note of where it fell so he'd know where

To find it if he needed to again

[Memnoch]

he looked up at the Angel of darkness n began a beggin . . .

. . . may I use your phone as I have punctured a tyre on a fragment of bone!"

[Interference]

Meanwhile, in the empty house of ice (not stone)

Where lived the man who began this tale ...

[Memnoch]

he sat his icy throne all wan and pale . . .

. . . he contemplated he pondered his mind a wandered

[RodneyMcKay]

... how his life he seemed to have scwandered

It was the sort of thing that left you confused...

[ice.monkey]

and at the edges a little unglued

for he hadn't moved in twenty years...

[Alurny]

for he hadn't moved in twenty years
a shell of man, hiding his fears

As nimble as a being could be

[Dwarf of Moria]

He finally got up, but tripped over a pea.


A unfortunate thing for such a man

[ice.monkey]

because it scuppered his plan

of appearing to be intelligent