Into Heaven

[Faceless Woman]

*Marshmellow clouds and warm, bright but not blinding sun. Even the aeroplanes do not disturb this hieght, yet the air is breathable - considerably more so than the noxious fumes of the polluted earth.

*The only sound is that of the musical version of Ambrosia, drink of the Gods (not the ^£^£"stuff on supermarket shelves, the original). The listner hears their favourite song, until that gets annoying, when it changes to their second favourite, and so on.

*Then there is the drink version of the drink of the gods, and the food version (long spoons provided). And oh yes, you can skate.*

Now, doesn't that sound better than nasty old hell?

[chrispenycate]

No? And even less grammatical, and fattening.

[HoopyFrood]

*Walks in and then gags*

Argh...so...fluffy...and, and...marshmallow-y!

*Hurries away before she's overcome with the nice-ness of it all...*

[Faceless Woman]

No, you see, because Ambrosia is not fattening. And are you making wise-cracks about my grammar? sHame .on, you) *starts to cry*

Oh, fine. I give. What do you think heaven should be?

[HoopyFrood]

Aw, there, there. Heaven sounds...wonderful. It will be a nice respite from the gritty-ness of Hell.

[chrispenycate]

Hey, you have met me before, remember?
I'm making fun of everybody's grammar; but anyone has the right to crticise my typing.
Is nectar inebriating?

[Faceless Woman]

Mumble mumble mumble sob!

Kidding. I'll live. And, yes, it is extremely inebriating, especially if you are a humming bird or a pixie. Then again, a thimbleful of berry is enough to get a pixie too inebriated to say inebriated.

I do, of course, mean pixie and not pictsie. Scumble in large quantities is not enough to get a pictsie drunk.

[pyan]

Originally Posted by Faceless Woman

Scumble in large quantities is not enough to get a pictsie drunk.

There is nothing that gets a pictsie drunk!

[Aes]

Heaven would be...people of all ages, races, and walks of life slaving to the bone for the advancement of my empire, or just for my sheer amusement. In heaven, all countries of the world shall wimper praises to me beneath the veil of a lightless sky and blood-red moon as carnivorous, winged horrors with an insatiable hunger soar high above.

[Culhwch]

No endless rows of bookshelves, brimming with books. Nope, not heaven.

[pyan]

Originally Posted by Aes

Heaven would be...people of all ages, races, and walks of life slaving to the bone for the advancement of my empire, or just for my sheer amusement. In heaven, all countries of the world shall wimper praises to me beneath the veil of a lightless sky and blood-red moon as carnivorous, winged horrors with an insatiable hunger soar high above.

You'd be bored to death, so to speak, Aes!

[Harpo]

Heaven: An enormous music/book fair stocked with everything I could ever want, cheap prices, and the other customers are all friendly and polite and do not want the same things that I want.

[Faceless Woman]

@Harpo & Clwch, but definitely not Aes: That can be arranged. *snaps fingers.* Behold!

*Heaven is now a Tardis-sized library, with infinite copies of every book ever written, except anything by Mills and Boon, Robert Jordan and J K Rowling, who are the Devil's minions and have no place in heaven.*

[The Ace]

Very nice FW, "Picks out a book at random and settles into an armchair in front of the fire, neither of which were there before."