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obcooke · 21st July 2001, 09:15 PM

CORDELIA (looking over Giles' shoulder as he reads): Eww, what does this do?

GILES: It extracts vital organs to replenish it's own mutating cells.

CORDELIA: Wow! What does this one do?

GILES: It elongates its mouth to engulf its victim's head with its incisors.

CORDELIA: Ouch! Wait, what does this one do?

GILES: It asks endless questions of those with whom it's supposed to be working so that nothing is getting done.

CORDELIA: Boy, there's a demon for everything.

21st July 2001, 09:15 PM	#97 (permalink)
obcooke OB-Wan Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 1,357	An oldie but goodie CORDELIA (looking over Giles' shoulder as he reads): Eww, what does this do? GILES: It extracts vital organs to replenish it's own mutating cells. CORDELIA: Wow! What does this one do? GILES: It elongates its mouth to engulf its victim's head with its incisors. CORDELIA: Ouch! Wait, what does this one do? GILES: It asks endless questions of those with whom it's supposed to be working so that nothing is getting done. CORDELIA: Boy, there's a demon for everything.