*Waves* HellO!

[Steffi]

Hi Kitera.....enjoy the insanity that is the chron.!!!

[chrispenycate]

Hello; I'd welcome you in, but unfortunately I'm not here right now, chrisrmas and all that, you know how it is.
You seem to have received all the basic guidlines; don't go through any doors marked "basement" (or "abandon hope all ye who enter here"), don't trust any maps that don't carry a "valid until" date (not that anyone's trying to confuse you, but things change so fast)
They did bring you up to date on the few minor drawbacks, I hope? The addictive nature of the region, the fact someone hid the "out" door? (no, you can't just go out of the "in" door, that would be logically inconsistant)
Still, there are worse places to get stuck, and many worse crowds to get stuck with.

[Rosemary]

Greetings and welcome to our fantastic forums

Yes, the folk here are all very friendly and helpful It won't take that long before you won't want to find the 'out' door

[Faceless Woman]

Greetings and welcome, Kitara.

Have peanuts been mentioned? If not, don't eat them. Also, anything orange belongs to Hoopy. DO NOT TOUCH. Lovely girl (she says of someone older than her) but has rather a temper. Speaking of, don't mention coffee or broadband to her, and while her custom user name may lead the unexperienced to believe it is perfectly safe to call her the O N words, it isn't. By the same principal, it is not acceptable to call Pyan broccoli or Nesacat puss-puss.

Oh, I almost forgot. We are all clinically insane and will swiftly drag you down with us into the howling abyss like a drowning person clutching at a possible savior in a mad swirl of hope, terror and despair. If we haven't already, that is.

[Kitera]

Originally Posted by Faceless Woman

it is not acceptable to call Pyan broccoli or Nesacat puss-puss.

Originally Posted by Faceless Woman

How about puss in the boots ?

Hmm even this juicy orange that I bought belongs to Hoopy? *makes a face*

Oh, I almost forgot. We are all clinically insane and will swiftly drag you down with us into the howling abyss like a drowning person clutching at a possible savior in a mad swirl of hope, terror and despair.

Sounds good to me, but I can't really swim =/

[HoopyFrood]

Yes...as FW said, EVERYTHING orange. So I'll just be taking that, thanks. *Takes orange*

Only joking, I don't mind sharing *gives back the orange, and a small orange cheesecake as well* as long as you ask nicely. I have a tendency to hit people with my tail if someone upsets me...accidently, of course

[0123vicky3210]

hello, not getting what this thread is about so I'm guessing it is a random thread ! Am I right ?

[nixie]

Hi Vicky, it's an introduction thread to be welcomed to the forums

[Tau Zero]

Greetings & Welcome!

(OK, here's the deal. They're all freaking mad around here except for me (by accepted standards) so trust me when i say you need to flee to save your sanity. So run. Run fast; run far. 'Cause They'll get you. They really will. And don't eat the Master's, uh i mean, Scalem's peanuts. They, well, do things to you.)

[Saolta Oiche]

Howdy there!

[Kitera]

Originally Posted by Tau Zero

Greetings & Welcome!

(OK, here's the deal. They're all freaking mad around here except for me (by accepted standards) so trust me when i say you need to flee to save your sanity. So run. Run fast; run far. 'Cause They'll get you. They really will. And don't eat the Master's, uh i mean, Scalem's peanuts. They, well, do things to you.)

Where do I run to? Around the back? Down to the basement? Up to the attic?

Heheh thanks for the welcome Tau Zero and Saolta Oiche!

[HoopyFrood]

Not the basement! Shoggoths and singing mice and people-eating furniture down there!
Not the attic! The cleaning the goblins live up there!

[pyan]

Pop along to the Tea-room (in the Lounge) and just dive in!

[Kitera]

OOoOo But I've never seen singing mice before! I must take a look!