| What's my line
Xander: "Are you a people person, or do you prefer keeping your own company?" Well, what if I'm a people person who keeps his own company by default?
Xander: What, and suck all the spontaneity out of being young and stupid? I'd rather live in the dark.
Willow: You're not gonna be young forever.
Xander: Yes, but I'll always be stupid.
Cordelia: Oh, here I am. 'Personal shopper or motivational speaker.' Neato!
Xander: Motivational speaker? On what? Ten ways to a more annoying you?
Buffy: Note to self: religion: freaky.
Xander: So, why go to all the trouble of inventing something, and then giving it a weak name like that? I mean, I'da gone with 'The Cross-o- matic', or, uh, 'The Amazing Mr. Cross'.
Angel: Sure you are, Willy. And I'm taking up sunbathing.
Cordelia: Oh, right, 'cause I lie awake at night hoping you tweakos will be my best friends.
Kendra: She died?
Buffy: Just a little.
Willy (about Angel): What are you gonna do with him anyway?
Spike: I'm thinkin' maybe dinner and a movie. I don't want to rush into anything. I've been hurt, you know.
Buffy: I don't take orders. I do things my way.
Kendra: No wonder you died.
Willow: There's a Slayer handbook?
Buffy: Wait. Handbook? What handbook? How come I don't have a handbook?
Willow: Is there a T-shirt, too? 'Cause that would be cool...
Xander: Who sponsored career day today? The British Soccer Fan Association? (HEY!!!)
Buffy: You and bug people, Xander. What's up with that?
Willow: Don't worry, Buffy, we'll save Angel.
Kendra: Angel? But our priority is to stop Drusilla!
Xander: Angel's our friend! Except I don't like him.
Kendra: Dat's me favrit shirt! Dat's me *only* shirt!
Oz: And you know the monkey's just, 'I mock you with my monkey pants!'
Kendra: Mm. Am not tellin' me Watcher about dat. It is too strange dat a Slayer loves a vampire.
Buffy: Tell me about it.
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