6 word story

[anivid]

Originally Posted by Ursa major

Erhotica: where characters roll their Rs.

- and steam their s to z

Starting a new dictionary, Ursa ??
(may be you know The Devil's Dictionary by Ambrose Bierce ??)

[Ursa major]

Tolkien: in favour of road pricing?

[paranoid marvin]

Jack and Jill; kicked the bucket?

[stormcrow]

Humpty Dumpty: egg on his face.

[Alex, The G and T]

Mary Mary, quite contrary. You Bitch.

[stormcrow]

Jack Spratt and wife turn vegetarian!

[Ursa major]

Marketing: "Welder's Memoir more than Riveting."

[RJM Corbet]

Here's Ernest Hemmingway's contribution:

For sale. Baby shoes. Never used.

[stormcrow]

Tudor beats Yorkist King: takes crown.

[Ursa major]

Tudor houses: front door; back door.

[stormcrow]

Impressive Bear makes turbulent corvid laugh!

[RJM Corbet]

Plucky Cameron rejects state press censorship

[Ursa major]

Beaten track: was fight a walkover?

[Starbeast]

It's been one long freaking day.

[Juliana]

Kids in bed. Mum exhausted. 'Night!