Batman Quotes!

[Aeris]

Okay, everybody, these are actual quotes from the old campy Adam West Batmans. They cracked me up, and I thought some of you might appreciate them as much as I did.

Robin: "You can't get away from Batman that easy!"
Batman: "Easily."
Robin: "Easily."
Batman: "Good grammar is essential, Robin."
Robin: "Thank you."
Batman: "You're welcome."

If you guys have any, please share! I will post more later.

[Foxbat]

The Adam West Batman series is by far the best of the bunch as far as I'm cocerned. Unfortunately it's so long since I've seen this that I can't remember any quotes. However, if you're a fan, you may want to have a look at this site:

http://www.1966batfan.com/

[Briareus Delta]

Love the original series. Definitely the corniest, silliest Batman ever. As requested, a few quotes:-

Batman (in full costume): I'm just going to hang around the bar. I don't want to look conspicuous.

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Batman: [to Mr. Freeze] Naturally you didn't know I was wearing my special Super B long thermal underwear.

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Commissioner Gordon: You know I'm violently opposed to police brutality.

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Catwoman: I'm not just pussyfooting around this time, Batman!

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Robin: The way we get into these scrapes and get out of them, it's almost as though someone was dreaming up these situations; guiding our destiny.

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Robin: [Figuring out a riddle]The opposite of a girl is a boy!

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Batman: I'll be back in three minutes and twenty seconds.

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Chief O'Hara: When it comes to the human brain, we're not equipped.

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Egghead: Woe is me, my criminal career is now egg-stinct!

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Batgirl: I feel like I'm getting flat!
Cabala: What a pity...

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Robin: Gosh Batman, the nobility of the almost-human porpoise.
Batman: True, it was noble of that animal to hurl himself into the path of that final torpedo. He gave his life for ours.

[Foxbat]

Wonderful stuff

[Aeris]

Thanks for posting! Here are a few more:

Batman: "Better put 5 cents in the meter."
Robin: "No policeman's going to give the Batmobile a ticket."
Batman: "This money goes to building better roads. We all must do our part."

Robin: "Boy! That was our closest call ever! I have to admit that I was pretty scared!"
Batman: "I wasn't scared in the least."
Robin: "Not at all?"
Batman: "Haven't you noticed how we always escape the vicious ensnarements of our enemies?"
Robin: "Yeah, because we're smarter than they are!"
Batman: "I like to think it's because our hearts are pure."

Robin: "That's an impossible shot, Batman."
Batman: "That's a negative attitude, Robin."

Hahaha. Too good.

[warhammer]

Originally Posted by Aeris

Thanks for posting! Here are a few more:

Batman: "Better put 5 cents in the meter."
Robin: "No policeman's going to give the Batmobile a ticket."
Batman: "This money goes to building better roads. We all must do our part."

Lol. Still laughing at that one.

[HoopyFrood]

Originally Posted by warhammer

Lol. Still laughing at that one.

Haha yup, I second that!

[Aeris]

Sorry I haven't been on in a while. I've been a little busy. Here are some more:

Robin: "Let's go!"
Batman: "Not you, Robin. They have strict licensing laws in this country. A boy of your age is not allowed in a drinking tavern."

Batman to Robin: "When you get a little older, you'll see how easy it is to become lured by the female of the species."

Robin: "I guess you can never trust a woman."
Batman: "You've made a hasty generalization, Robin. It's a bad habit to get into."

Enjoy!

[Delvo]

I haven't seen most of the series, but I do remember a scene I caught in a rerun just a year or two ago...

He's on a boardwalk/pier thing near a shore, with some little shops and open restaurants on it, running around with a bomb in his hands, the kind of big black round thing with a lit fuse rope on top that you'd see in a Buggs Bunny cartoon. Every time he thinks he's spotted a good place to toss the bomb away, he runs up to the railing and looks below and sees a couple sitting below there, or runs around a corner and realizes it's another open-air restaurant full of people. Finally, after a few roudns of this, he runs to the edge of a dock thinking he can toss the bomb in the water, and sees a duck and a bunch of ducklings floating by.

That's when he gets exasperated and says "Some days you just can't get rid of a bomb!"

[Face_Of_Moe]

Batman: It was very noble of that shark to give it's own life for ours.

[Starbeast]

From: BATMAN FOREVER

Robin: "Holy rusted metal Batman!"

Batman: "What?"

Robin: "The metal, it's rusty and full of holes."

Batman: "Oh."


From: 1966 Batman Series

Catwoman: "Robin, slay the blue dragon for me."

Robin "Groovy!"

Batman: "Oh-no...."

Robin: "Oh yes!" He beats up Batman, and breaks a chair on him.

[fishii]

From Batman:

Joker: "And that ladies and gentlemen is why the pen truly is mightier than the sword."

From the Dark Knight:

Cop to Joker: "Drop your weapon!"

Joker: "Hmmm... Come again"

Cop: "What do you want!"

Joker: "I just want my phone call!"

[thaddeus6th]

I do love that crazy original series.

Batman: I did think it would end... differently. Less ignominiously. To drown in my own anniversary cake...

Robin: Drown? In quicksand?

Batman: Yes, old chum. Death in quicksand is technically drowning.

[MemoryTale]

I'm surprised the thread has gone on this long with no mention of "I'm the god-damn Batman!"

[Toby Frost]

Or "Mrrrawr wurrurh Bamman rurrugh", which was what most of Batman's lines in The Dark Knight sounded like. Come back, Adam West, before the whole concept disappears up its own Batcave!