New Game - True or False

[fishii]

True, and enemies made on fora might be best friends in real life.

T/F Shakespeare insults are funny.

[Arwena]

True, though others have been better at comedy than the Bard

T/F There is no greater writer in any European language than Shakepeare (nor in the Klingon language)

[springs]

false (I'm quite partial to Beckett and Joyce instead)

t/f Ulysses is utterly impenetrable.

[Alex, The G and T]

False. A sharp rapier would skewer it cover to cover.

t/f Finnegan's Wake is easier to read in Klingon.

[Interference]

False. They have no word for Finnegan.

T/F Klingon poetry is more relaxing than Vogon poetry.

[Arwena]

True, but only because any poetry - or for that matter, any combination of words in any language other than Vogon - is more relaxing than Vogon poetry

T/F nine of the ten worst poems of all time are Vogon poems

[Alex, The G and T]

False. Check the Limerick Challenge thread (or whatever that was called.)

T/F Limericks are more fun than Haiku.

[fishii]

true limericks can be hilarious.

T/F Lions are scarier than tigers.

[Arwena]

I've always been scared of tigers, had bad dreams about them

T/F the only thing to fear is fear itself

[fishii]

True, and spiders but they are the embodiment of fear.

T/F spiders are more scared of us than we are of them

[Arwena]

True, we all fear giants

T/F we hate spiders because they're so ugly

[fishii]

True

T/F Six is afraid of Seven.

[Alex, The G and T]

True. Seven also wants to eat six. It's hunger knows no bounds. Especially in a craps game.

T/F
Eleven is louder than Ten.

[fishii]

False, Ten is the loudest and Eleven is mute.

T/F this sentence is false.

[Arwena]

Congrstulstions, you found the classic conundrum

T/F this statement is true, unless it's false