New Game - True or False

[Arwena]

Unless the lap is also over-weight

T/F over-weight cats are an excellent motivation for dieting

[Interference]

Not unless they eat all the food in the larder.

T/F Incentive to lose weight soon passes if you ignore it long enough.

[Arwena]

Sad, but true

T/F Eating just enough to support life is the ticket to good health

[Aaron Stone]

I would be in the hospital.

T/F Eating cake is good for one's health. Not technically, just cake-is-awesome-wise.

[Interference]

True, and not just because I run several important cake factories.

T/F Eating is getting to be very expensive, these days.

[Arwena]

True, you may have to take out a loan to buy supper

T/F No matter how expensive, eating will never go out of style

[Interference]

False, soon restaurants will become illegal obesity joints and you'll need a password to get in.

T/F Everything enjoyable is fattening.

[Aaron Stone]

False, I enjoy salads. And water.

T/F Salad without dressing tastes like yard clippings.

[Interference]

False, you're thinking of Yard Clipping Salads. Other salads can be eaten without dressing, too, but you have to know your eating companion very, very well indeed.

T/F Fruit salads are actually just bowls of fruit.

[Aaron Stone]

True, but that doesn't make them any less delicious.

T/F Fruit Salads trump regular salads any day.

[Interference]

Except salad days, of course.

T/F Salad days are good days for rabbits.

[Aaron Stone]

True, I'd expect, though I myself am no rabbit.

T/F I am not a rabbit.

[Interference]

False, assuming you were lying when you said you weren't and are now just asking the question to see if we've been fooled.

T/F You are a rabbit.

[Arwena]

False, no one would admit being a rabbit

T/F No animal multiplies faster than a rabbit

[Interference]

False, you should see my brother challenging a computer.

T/F No rabbit could type "yes".