New Game - True or False

[springs]

F; there's no bears included in marmalade

T/F; peruvian bears were designed to per-oove that bear's should wear good coats.

[Interference]

True, other bears only have jumpers or hats.

T/F Rory Bremner's bear does a passable impression of a dog.

[springs]

T; I'm assuming like owner, like dog

T/F if you had a dog it'd be an afghan hound

[Interference]

My ex-gf's auntie had three Their hair was almost as pretty as mine

T/F Afghans hounds are tough to take walkies.

[springs]

F. unless you take them to the beach; camoflage and water.

t/f; my child hangs out the window like an afghan hound when we drive to stop her throwing up every 2 miles.

[Interference]

I have no way of knowing whether that's true or not. I mean, seriously, is that any question to ask on this thread? Do you really think I would know or have an opinion about the matter? Just how good do you think my zoom lens is, anyway?

And, btw, you drive too fast

T/F I'm just the same as a passenger, not so bad when I learned to drive, though (six years ago - yes, I'm a late developer in oh so many ways ).

[springs]

T; that's nothing my other half still can't drive.

it was false btw; she only throws up every 15 miles; I had to find an advantage somewhere, you are far too good at these threads.

T/F one should stick to the rules of the thread

[Interference]

False. Rules, like threads, are made to be broken

T/F Sticking to the rules is not as easy as sticking to a hammock.

[springs]

T. timba seems to have it down pat, I 'm convinced he's made a new type of nefarious glue.

t/f; there seems to be a distinct lack of winning spirit in the last post thread these days, even the bear seems comfy.

[Interference]

False - I think there's a cunning plot afoot.

T/F Only Sherlock Holmes could possibly work out what it is.

[springs]

F; never bought into holmes; covering ears before cries of horror reach me.
T/F; Alan hansen and Alan shearer share the same fake tan.

[Interference]

They get it from the same tin, so you must be right. Question: Who are these people of whom you speak? (I just twigged that one might be a footling ballifier)

T/F Tans are handy if you want to camouflage yourself against a beach.

[springs]

F; wet face and sand, much more effective.

t/f; beaches are sunny places to visit.

[Interference]

False: I was at one this afternoon and it was rain-soaked and windswept.

T/F A windswept beach is still pretty much sandy.

[springs]

T; you went to the beach. In Ireland. In January.

T/F; you're going slightly mad.