New Game - True or False

[Interference]

False, they haven't been as good since the Beano was taken over by CNN (Cartoon Network News)

T/F Phone tapping gains much-needed information for the public, without which they would never know the difference between right and wrong.

[springs]

True; where else would we get the gossip.

T/F; internet tapping of the Chrons playrooms gives no edifying info whatsoever.

[Interference]

In fact, even the people on them show very little sign of life, sometimes

T/F Tapping phones is easy, it's tapping dance steps that's tricky.

[springs]

T; sadly I'm good at eavesdropping not so good at rhythm.

T/F; strictly is better than x factor.

[Interference]

To be fair, though, photographing people's ears and chaining them together with paper clips and calling it "Link 'ere" is better than X-Factor.

T/F X-Factor on TV is barely recognisable from its comic book original.

[springs]

F; the comic book version was much better; lack of audio's I think.

T/F; Simon Cowell originally appeared in the Nipper comic as Si-high; he kept trying to join the mile high club but had entirely the wrong idea about his trousers.

[Interference]

Sounds likely, all right He's the only person who has to loosen his belt when he has mumps.

T/F Some X-Factor contestants have talent, others get on the show.

[springs]

f - have you seen the rejects. They even rejected me - yes, you heard right, me - for my excellent soliquay of "out damned spot" speech by lady macbeth can you believe that?

T/F; Shakespeare has no place in modern light entertainment shows.

[Interference]

True. Who ever thought Shakespeare would be entertainment, fer goo'ness sake?

(Sounds like you had a narrow escape - can you imagine what being managed by Louis Walsh might be like? Before you knew what was happening, you'd be in a girl band delivering close-harmony soliloquies, complete with dance steps )

T/F No one can read Shakespeare without speaking it out loud.

[springs]

T; just, it's certainly lots better aloud.

What do you reckon the hyper link for fer-gooness is?

t/f; noone ever actually waits for Godot.

[Interference]

It took a hyper-link Maybe I've hit on something important, somehow... accidentally....

True, we mostly figure he ain't coming and assume he didn't get the text in the first place.

T/F Sam Beckett wrote most of his plays before he quantum leapt.

[springs]

T; imagine how much more fun the other way. with the gizmo. Lord knows where Godot really was. As for Murphy....

T/F; the Ulyssess trail through Dublin requires you to read the book.

[Interference]

False, you just need friends who have and alcoholic some accompaniment.

T/F Godot was the name of Beckett's pet cat, which arrived shortly after the first performance of the play, following which, page two was mostly changed to, "Bad kitty, where have you been?" and became the popular pantomime, "Dick Whittington".

[springs]

T; how could it not have been

T/f; Dick Whittington, given his origins was orginally Dick Paddington and stowed away on a ship from Dublin to England to escape the famine.

[Interference]

False, everybody knows that was a Peruvian bear

T/F Marmalade sandwiches are full of Peruvian bear vitamins.