New Game - True or False

[mirinda]

False false false I am uncoordinated MY hometown team would chase me off with baseball bats if I tried to join them!

T/F you should always run from people with baseball bats

[Interference]

True, unless you're a baseball bat manufacturer and they're all running to thank you for your wonderful craftsmanship -- and even then, you should take a couple of tentative steps away from them first ...

T/F Baseball bats are blind but have incredible hearing, enabling them to make home-run after home-run without bumping into anything.

[mirinda]

False baseball bats can see and they are prejudiced against my home team!

T/F it is never wise to strike a bat. The ones that fly I mean.

[Interference]

True, they make a mess of your bat. The one you hit it with, I mean.

T/F Homing pigeons make great pets as long as you live in the house they consider home. otherwise, you'd be better off with a goldfish named Clarkie.

[mirinda]

True anything is a better pet for me than a fish I always kill my fish. Poor things.

T/F you could survive without candy.

[Starbeast]

Absolutely true.



T/F: You can survive without moviies.

[mirinda]

I object to that statement!


False at least I can't, what would I do when my eyes hurt too much to read?

T/F Never steal anthing from an angry toddler

[Interference]

True. Wait till he's happy. Much more satisfactory effect.

T/F The truth never hurt anyone.

[Arwena]

False. It's the truth that people are hurt

T/F Contentment is an essential part of happiness

[Interference]

True, while containment is an essential part of disinformation.

T/F Too much information leads to unhappiness.

[mirinda]

True I was happier when I knew less.

T/F people can find happiness in the most unlikely places.

[Interference]

True. I found one in the boot of my car. It was on the run. I helped it escape from a circus.

T/F Circuses are scary places.

[paranoid marvin]

T But only when they have clowns

T/F Nothing's forgotten , nothing is ever forgotten

[Interference]

You want the obvious answer or, umm ... or .... ummmmm ......


T/F If you came here to forget and you've forgotten what you came here to forget and someone reminds you of what you came here to forget, there's nowhere you can go where you can forget what reminded you about what you came here to forget.

[paranoid marvin]

F - Just because

T/F The Wizard of Oz is a wiz of a wiz if ever a wiz there was