New Game - True or False

[Interference]

(a book of unnecessary theories, obviously -- or unnecessary theories book full obviously lash is back)

T/F Everybody thinks they can write Yoda-speke, but no one really can.

[Arwena]

True that is

T/F oda learned yoda-speak from a summer he spent in Germany

[Interference]

Rechts hast du.

T/F Yoda also makes fine European automobiles.

[Arwena]

I have never seen Yoda get into an automobile. It would be clumsy if he tried, but you never know, look how he manages a light saber

T/F Yoda can't drive, but he practices his force skills by lifting automobiles with his mind

[Interference]

True, but he can't park 'em worth a damn.

T/F Yoda owed a Skoda to Deadeye Dwight, the Jedi Knight.

[Arwena]

Maybe, but he's good for it.

T/F Yoda would be out of place on American Idol

[Interference]

False, it's probably the only place on earth no one would stare at him and call him odd.

T/F Yoda speaks like he's about to sing an opera.

[Arwena]

False. Yoda-speak has no inherent musical quality

T/F Yoda is a master of disguise. He's actually 6'6" tall and 25 years old.

[Interference]

False, his disguise is a mistress of disguise ... you missed an obvious clue

T/F Yoda's inability to disguise his voice convincingly reveals his true identity - as Miss Piggy.

[Arwena]

False. False. Miss Piggy doesn't know one end of a light saber from another

T/F Yoda would defeat Count Dooku in a light saber duel anyday without working up a sweat

[Interference]

True, with all that leaping around and stuff that he does, he'll make Dooku dizzy.

T/F Kermit once trained as a Jedi but the Fozz was with him.

[Arwena]

Probably true. Punning tonight, are we?

T/F Kermit was not always a frog, but had been a prince before

[Interference]

True, but there not being any princesses handy, he didn't really see the point in being all princely in the Florida Everglades. Hopping mad, he was.

T/F Fozzie Bear was the funniest character in The Muppet Show.

[Arwena]

Probably true, but subjective. I always liked Miss Piggy

T/F Yoda would mix in well with the muppets, but he would draw the attention of the evil Eperor to them, who would send Darth Vader to wipe them out

[Interference]

True, though he'd have no difficulty showing Vader that these weren't the muppets he was looking for.

T/F Yoda auditioned for the part of Waldorf with the famous act that went:
STATLER: I wonder if there really is life on another planet.
WALDORF: Why care do you? A life on this one don't have you?