New Game - True or False

[Arwena]

ummm ............................. true.

T/F the real real secret of humor is incongruity.

[Interference]

What an odd thing to say

T/F The only secret of humour is a secret!

[Arwena]

Not any more.

T/F More than two people knowing anything cannot be a secret.

[Interference]

False. I used to work on a community newspaper. Our slogan was: "Want to keep a secret? Tell The Monthly Echo"

T/F All anxiety is down to tight shoes.

[Arwena]

False. I'm really quire anxious about that very idea

T/F Summit conferences result in world transformation

[Interference]

True (Hold onto the belief - we can make a difference)

T/F It pays dividends to discuss differences and issues and nobody ever takes offence.

[Arwena]

False. Lots of dividends, well worth it, but people sometimes take offense

T/F Steaks should always be eaten rare.

[Interference]

False, they should only be eaten rarely. And never by a vegetarian

T/F Fish are kept on ice until we find a cure.

[Arwena]

False, nothing better than fresh fish (unless you're a vegetarian) (and doesn't "taste like fish")

T/F Fish are smarter than commonly believed

[Interference]

Especially goldfish - otherwise humans would have melted them all down years ago and turned them into jewellery.

T/F The smartest fish have attended school.

[Arwena]

False, the smartest fish get out of school. A school of fish, indeed!

T/F Fish are smart, but lions are just proud. (with apologies)

[Interference]

A proud lion Lol - So you should apologise

True.

T/F buffalo are seen but never ... I can't say it ...

[Arwena]

lol - but false, thry make noises (I once got caught in a herd of buffalo in South Dakota, but that's another story.)

T/F Birds of a feather flock together. (Sorry for the punlessness)

[Interference]

Be proud of the skill and finesse you have at avoiding nasty old puns

True, birds rarely flock apart.

T/F There are no birds without feathers.

[Arwena]

False. Whenever my mother serves chicken, it has no feathers

T/F Birds without feathers are especially ticklish