New Game - True or False

[Interference]

Sorry, I'm allergic to that kind of political correctness

T/F Calling an Insane Assylum a Facility for the Comfort and renewal of the Distressed and Disturbed is madness gone politically correct!

[katiafish]

True and Funny!

T/F having it your way is a bit boring sometimes

[Interference]

Having it anyone else's is unnecessary duplication

T/F sharing is caring, but caring is everything, so everything is sharing, so can I have your bike?

[katiafish]

No, p*** off.

T/F love will conquer everything

[Interference]

Except Stalingrad in winter - it's a known fact ...

T/F perpetual motion is more likely than perpetual emotion ...

[katiafish]

Hmmmm False?

T/F the summer doesn't come this early. Despite of what newspapers say.

[Interference]

True, in fact the very act of printing the paper probably upsets the ecology so much that any such statement is wrong before you read it

T/F Predictions of rain later always come true while predictions of sunshine later only come true at night.

[Constantine Opal]

True. I love a night sunbathing I do.

T/F: Typing things quickly makes you write gobbledygook which actually ends up making more sense and being more profound than anything you could have hoped to type slowly.

[Interference]

My room full of monkey have proved that over and over.

T/F The infinite monkeys actually did result in all Shakespeare's works, because the infinitieth monkey was called Shakespeare.

[katiafish]

Infinite anything is gobbledygook because by their nature human beings are not designed to comprehend infinity..

T/F anyone who reads my last statement goes "what?"

[Interference]

That's why I always try to avoid reading statements that make me go "what?"

T/F You can't avoid the inevitable.

[katiafish]

depends...... Sometimes you can maneuver around it

T/F you can do it if you really try

[Interference]

Depends on how essential it is to the complete happiness of those involved. On the other hand, if it's just for a lark, sure. Bullfinches, that's what I say

T/F Birds have nothing to do with it

[katiafish]

Birds have everything to do with it!!

T/F sometimes it is necessary to be selfish

[Interference]

FALSE!!!! The only experiences that were ever worthwhile in the entire history of human thought are the ones that were shared. So!

T/F The above statement doesn't include pecan muffins.