Quote the avatar above you

[Ursa major]

Anyone know a good cake walk?

[HardScienceFan]

and fow, wor the neather
And wow, nor the feather

er
uhm
and now,for the weather

you're NOT going to hire me as newscaster,are you?

[Ursa major]

We don't work. We don't go to school. We don't do nuffin'. We just sponge off the plate.

[HardScienceFan]

yes you!wHY ARE YOU ON THIS FORUM?
don't look at me like that!
I'm just a bear asking a prefectly valid question

[Ursa major]

Like the others, I feel good and look good, but you still say I'm a little pastry.

[HardScienceFan]

hah Ben's new English
'Prefectly'


er

think,man,think
be original
let steam come out of your eARS
put the old gray matter to work

er



hello,i'm your new orthopaedist

nah,just pulling your leg


Is there a prison sentence for bad puns,Ursa?

or do you get fined?

[Ursa major]

Punishment for puns? It's a piece of cake.

[HardScienceFan]

LOL

get stuffed yourself

[Overread]

*OR1* the teddy bear - ready to hunt and kill your children as they sleep. I lie not - they were first documented by the good Dr, and area a real threat
*OR2* which Dr?
*OR3* Dr. Who?
*OR1* thats the man

[Ursa major]

We want fishcakes!
We want fishcakes!
We want fishcakes!

[HardScienceFan]

how can you arrest me for loitering?

i was just sitting on a shelf in the toy store,minding my business

[Omphalos]

Hey, what'd those birds do on my doughnuts?

[Carithiron]

Look Into My Eyes, And You Will Find Happines....

*Pulls off mask*

JUST KIDDING!!! MWAHAHA!!!

[Robertbert]

You staring at my Ass?...

[The Ace]

When I shake it like this, it makes a funny noise.