| Top Ten things Star Trek fathers have said
10) MR. KIRK: "Jim, I'm glad we could have this little talk...You've taught me things about The Birds And The Bees I never knew!..."
9) BEN SISKO: "Jake, get a job, ya bum!"
8) AMBASSADOR SAREK: "My son, cleaning your room is the logical thing to do."
7) KES'S DAD: "Gosh, it seem like only yesterday you were born...Oh, wait, it was yesterday!..."
6) MR. BASHIR: "Remember now, Jules...If anybody asks- you suddenly got so much smarter using "Hooked On Phonics"...
5) MR. LAFORGE: "Keep your eye on the ball, son...Ooooo geez, I'm sorry!..."
4) ROM: "Nog! Stop staring at your new stepmother's enormous breasts!"
3) JACK CRUSHER: "I'm dead, Wes."
2) GUL DUKAT: "Ziyal, I just want you to settle down with a nice fellow with a steady job...maybe, a tailor?...WHAT AM I SAYING??!?"
And the Number One thing Star Trek fathers have said...
1) MOGH, DAD OF WORF: "Pull my finger, you filthy P'TaQ!!" |