HELP! I need Crichtonisms for a project! - Science Fiction Fantasy Chronicles: forums

Texane · 18th August 2005, 04:58 AM

I am working on a Halloween :errrr: Farscape project, and I have decided to use Crichtonisms on the cards. I need help!!!

Please help me by providing your favorite, hopefully funniest, Crichtonisms!

:rolly2:

pkgrl · 18th August 2005, 07:20 AM

Like these?

"Boy, was Speilberg ever wrong.... ET my ass."

Or the ones that everyone else used that they got wrong, like D'Argo's:

"I'd rather go down on a swing."

???

BONNIEBON · 18th August 2005, 03:42 PM

hell ya who's your daddy hey Sparky

Texane · 18th August 2005, 09:31 PM

I am a member of the Hynerian Halloween Candy Club, and am creating cards to go with the Halloween candy.

witchyvic · 4th September 2005, 03:15 PM

that is your plan? wyle coyote could come up with a better plan than that.

Texane · 5th September 2005, 02:51 AM

Yes! I had forgotten that one.

:laugh2:

BONNIEBON · 5th September 2005, 05:05 PM

I seem to remember Rygel going nuts over candy on Earth, but I can't remember any of his comments. Perhaps someone with that episode recorded could check it out for you. :alienooh:

18th August 2005, 04:58 AM	#1 (permalink)
Texane Frelling Wicked Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Texas (of course!) Posts: 3,877	HELP! I need Crichtonisms for a project! I am working on a Halloween :errrr: Farscape project, and I have decided to use Crichtonisms on the cards. I need help!!! Please help me by providing your favorite, hopefully funniest, Crichtonisms! :rolly2:

18th August 2005, 09:31 PM	#4 (permalink)
Texane Frelling Wicked Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Texas (of course!) Posts: 3,877	that's what I need! I am a member of the Hynerian Halloween Candy Club, and am creating cards to go with the Halloween candy.

18th August 2005, 07:20 AM	#2 (permalink)
pkgrl Ultimate J/A shipper! Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Southern California Posts: 2,423	Like these? "Boy, was Speilberg ever wrong.... ET my ass." Or the ones that everyone else used that they got wrong, like D'Argo's: "I'd rather go down on a swing." ???

18th August 2005, 03:42 PM	#3 (permalink)
BONNIEBON Advanced Member Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: BOSTON, MA., USA Posts: 187	hell ya who's your daddy hey Sparky

4th September 2005, 03:15 PM	#5 (permalink)
witchyvic butt_dance_again Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: england Posts: 29	that is your plan? wyle coyote could come up with a better plan than that.

5th September 2005, 02:51 AM	#6 (permalink)
Texane Frelling Wicked Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Texas (of course!) Posts: 3,877	Yes! I had forgotten that one. :laugh2:

5th September 2005, 05:05 PM	#7 (permalink)
BONNIEBON Advanced Member Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: BOSTON, MA., USA Posts: 187	I seem to remember Rygel going nuts over candy on Earth, but I can't remember any of his comments. Perhaps someone with that episode recorded could check it out for you. :alienooh: