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RangerOne SG13 SOR · 16th May 2005, 07:00 PM

HAHA Dave very topical both eps

Dave · 20th May 2005, 11:31 PM

Rumour: After a disagreement with Jack over which of them caught a bigger fish, Teal’c storms out of his office and leaves the SGC. Using his 9 years of unspent back pay from the air force Teal’c has plastic surgery to remove the symbol of Apophis, and then buys a Pizza franchise in Colorado Springs.

This was going to be a spin-off series if the ratings were high enough.

Texane · 21st May 2005, 06:33 AM

Episode: Don't mess with my Minolo Blahniks

Premise: the owners of Neiman Marcus persuade the female who ran SG-1 for four minutes to give them a ride through the Stargate, with the promise they are only going to another world to obtain new ideas for really great high heels. The mission is a huge success, thanks to the Furlings, leading to a mass surge of clients to overrun Neiman's for the newest in great ***s.

Quotes:

Janet: "You have really been a pain in the *** lately."

Carter: "You're just ticked because I found the new Gucci's first."

Janet: "You might want to look overhead. One of the Ruskies is about to drop a house on you."

Carter: "Thanks for the warning."

Janet: "No problem. And I do NOT have your back. The only way I get the red shoes is if you go down."

Teal'c: (standing near, making no attempt to hide that he is completely confused).

O'Neill: "I love red high heels . . . . "

FOX_UK · 28th October 2005, 09:47 AM

Episode : Vendi Vici Verdi.

Plotline : SG-1 go through the gate only to find themselves back in ancient Rome with no way back. Unfortunately for the travellers they end up rematerialising inside the collusseum and mayhem ensues as they kick gladiator ass. Meanwhile Carter has to fight off the approaches of a randy Mark Anthony and try to stop Cleopatra from drowning her in milk.

Quotes. Carter - "Look lady get the snake out of my face before i churn your bath into butter."

Jack - "Oh **** Daniel, you just shot Spartucus. How are they gonna make a great film about him now?"

Teal'c - "Quite O'Neill" (Both eyebrows raised)

Daniel - "What do you know Jack you shouldnt even be here. This is season 9, I thought you had left."

McHorde-Trooper · 28th November 2005, 06:55 AM

lol FOX_UK

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Episode: Zim the Doom Bringer

Summary: Invader Zim has passed through the crossover nexus located 4 blocks from the Moon's first Denny's location.

Quotes:
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Zim: At last Gir I have found the Nexus and can rain down doom on these filthy Earth fith-ians.
- -
Carter: So what's this advanced alien technology you wanted me to look at Daniel?

Gir: I'm Dancing like a monkey!

Daniel: I take back the advanced part.
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Teal'c: It appears that robotic moose are attacking the Beta Site.

Jack: Don't you mean Mooses?
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16th May 2005, 07:00 PM	#16 (permalink)
RangerOne SG13 SOR Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2000 Posts: 215	HAHA Dave very topical both eps

20th May 2005, 11:31 PM	#17 (permalink)
Dave Wherever I Am, I'm There Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Greater London Posts: 11,422	Rumour: After a disagreement with Jack over which of them caught a bigger fish, Teal’c storms out of his office and leaves the SGC. Using his 9 years of unspent back pay from the air force Teal’c has plastic surgery to remove the symbol of Apophis, and then buys a Pizza franchise in Colorado Springs. This was going to be a spin-off series if the ratings were high enough.

21st May 2005, 06:33 AM	#18 (permalink)
Texane Frelling Wicked Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Texas (of course!) Posts: 3,877	Episode: Don't mess with my Minolo Blahniks Premise: the owners of Neiman Marcus persuade the female who ran SG-1 for four minutes to give them a ride through the Stargate, with the promise they are only going to another world to obtain new ideas for really great high heels. The mission is a huge success, thanks to the Furlings, leading to a mass surge of clients to overrun Neiman's for the newest in great *s. Quotes: Janet: "You have really been a pain in the * lately." Carter: "You're just ticked because I found the new Gucci's first." Janet: "You might want to look overhead. One of the Ruskies is about to drop a house on you." Carter: "Thanks for the warning." Janet: "No problem. And I do NOT have your back. The only way I get the red shoes is if you go down." Teal'c: (standing near, making no attempt to hide that he is completely confused). O'Neill: "I love red high heels . . . . "

28th October 2005, 09:47 AM	#19 (permalink)
FOX_UK Mulders Mag Collection Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Banbridge Posts: 54	Episode : Vendi Vici Verdi. Plotline : SG-1 go through the gate only to find themselves back in ancient Rome with no way back. Unfortunately for the travellers they end up rematerialising inside the collusseum and mayhem ensues as they kick gladiator ass. Meanwhile Carter has to fight off the approaches of a randy Mark Anthony and try to stop Cleopatra from drowning her in milk. Quotes. Carter - "Look lady get the snake out of my face before i churn your bath into butter." Jack - "Oh **** Daniel, you just shot Spartucus. How are they gonna make a great film about him now?" Teal'c - "Quite O'Neill" (Both eyebrows raised) Daniel - "What do you know Jack you shouldnt even be here. This is season 9, I thought you had left."

28th November 2005, 06:55 AM	#20 (permalink)
McHorde-Trooper Registered User Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: McEarth Posts: 248	lol FOX_UK ============ Episode: Zim the Doom Bringer Summary: Invader Zim has passed through the crossover nexus located 4 blocks from the Moon's first Denny's location. Quotes: - - Zim: At last Gir I have found the Nexus and can rain down doom on these filthy Earth fith-ians. - - Carter: So what's this advanced alien technology you wanted me to look at Daniel? Gir: I'm Dancing like a monkey! Daniel: I take back the advanced part. - - Teal'c: It appears that robotic moose are attacking the Beta Site. Jack: Don't you mean Mooses? ===============