Yes, now that it is the holiday's i have WAY too much time on my hands. oh well
Carter: "Look, Colonel, Mayborne's forces are moving in soon."
O'Neill: "Mayborne? How'd he get....?"
Carter: "I called him."
O'Neill: "Willingly?!"
- Foothold
O'Neill: "Nice device. We'll take a dozen."
Narim: "As you may recall from our last encounter, it is forbidden for the Tollan to give our technology to any culture less advanced than our own."
O'Neill: "Still got that arrogance bug, I see."
-Pretence
Teal'c: "Appearances may be deceiving."
O'Neill: "One man's ceiling is another man's floor."
Daniel: "A fool's paradise is a wise man's hell."
O'Neill: "Never run with...scissors?"
- Urgo
O'Neill: "Mmmm...mineral survey. My favorite."
Hammond: "Colonel?"
O'Neill: "I know, General, it's all fun and games before someone breaks a nail."
-Urgo
O'Neill: "To be fair, General, I did it. Carter and Daniel protested. And Teal'c...well, he really didn't say anything, but I can tell he was opposed to my actions by the way he...cocked his head and raised his eyebrows...."
- Shades of Grey
O'Neill, to Dr. Fraiser after she's conducted her tests: "Let me know what wacky alien stuff you find in there."
-Shades of Grey
O'Neill: "Okay,
that's a needle. OWW."
-New Ground
O'Neill, upon learning that Apophis is still alive and attacked Chu'lac: "Son of a bitch!"
Teal'c: "Apophis must have transported off of Sokar's ship before it exploded."
O'Neill: "Well somebody's got to teach that guy how to die."
- Maternal Instinct
O'Neill, about the huge cavern inside the pyramid: "Can you imagine heating this place?"
- Crystal Skull
O'Neill: "Well, apparently we said hello, insulted each other, and broke for recess."
-Fair Game
Thor: "I have explained our position. To borrow from a human euphemism, it is not a perfect galaxy."
O'Neill: "I'm sorry, I get a little testy when faced with the total annihilation of our little corner of it."
- Fair Game
And 2 of my favourites:
O'Neill: "Alright, let's say for the sake of argument that it is the Stargate, a theory to which I do not ascribe. Then why don't we just put a little sign at the base of the ramp that says, "Gate travel may be hazardous to your health." I can live with that."
- Legacy
O'Neill: "Listen, I, ah..."
Daniel: "No no, um, sorry, you were going to say."
O'Neill: "No, it's just that, ah, well...you know."
Daniel: "I know. I know. I know. You know that I...."
O'Neill: "I know. It's obvious there's...something...."
Daniel: "Something, something's wrong with us. Physically."
Fraiser: "Well, there's nothing wrong with you."
Daniel: "What?"
Fraiser: "Well, I've run every test I could short of exploratory brain surgery and you are both in perfect health."
O'Neill: "Huh."
- One False Step