Narattor: Daniel
Old Mc Donald: Daniel
Front of cow:Teal'c
Rear of cow: Hammond
Goose: Sam
Dog: Jack
Goat: a real goat
Daniel: Old Mc Donald had a farm e i e i o!
And on his Farm he had a Goose e i e i o!
with a..
Sam: Honk honk here, and a honk honk there. here a honk, there a honk, everywhere a honk honk!
Daniel: Old Mc Donald had a farm e i e i o!
And on his farm he had a Cow e i e i o!
with a...
Teal'c: Moo Moo
Hammond: here and a
Teal'c: Moo moo
Hammond: there. ~~~
Daniel: the rear end of the cow is not sopposed to talk!
Hammond: well I don't appreciate being the rear end of a cow!
Daniel: Sorry sir.
Jack: yeah thought you would n't mind being the "butt" of a joke; wich that costume is anyway...
Hammond: shut up Jack!
Daniel: Let's get on with the song...
Here a...
Teal'c: Moo.
Daniel : there a
Teal'c: Moo.
Daniel: every where a...
Teal'c: Moo moo.
Sam: *snickers*
(under breath) Teal'c said moo moo!
Daniel:Old Mc Donald had a farm e i e i o!
And on his farm he had a Dog...
Jack! you're supposed to be a dog not a bear!
Jack: I know but I still haven't been able to get this Da**ed Bear Costume off!
Sam: * snicker* Old Mc Donald had a Bear.... Hmmm.... Let me help you with that zipper.
Jack :Thanks. Finally!
Sam:Now put on the dog costume.
Jack: forget it! No more animal costumes!
Daniel: you have to it's part of the song.
Jack: so?
Teal'c: let us get on with the song Jack O'Neil.
Jack: Oh okay! But after this no more animal costumes for me!
Daniel: Fine no problem. *Hee-hee!*
Jack: what's so funny?
Daniel : Besides how you look in the dog costume?
Jack: Hey! This was your Idea!
Daniel: yeah. and you may wanna avoid the next story.
Jack: and deprive my fans of my presence? No way!
Daniel: suit yourself.
ANyway back to the song..
Old Mc Donald had a farm e i e i o!
And on his farm he had a dog e i e i o!
with a...
Jack: Woof woof here. and a woof woof there. here a woof there a woof everywhere a woof woof.
Daniel: Old Mc Donald had a farm e i e i o!
And on his farm he had a goat e i e i o!
with a...
Goat: *eat's tail of Jack's costume*
Meee Meee
Jack: Hey!
Daniel: here and a
Goat:*Butts Jack in the rear end* Meee mee
Jack: * now lying on the stage* Ouch! Hey!
Daniel: there. here a
Goat: *runs over Jack* Meee
Jack: ahhhh!
Daniel: there a
Goat: *runs over Jack again* Mee mee
Daniel: every where- - -
Jack: *wearily sits up* Don't say it!
Daniel: a
Goat: *runs Jack over again* Meee meee
Daniel: Old Mc Donald had a farm e i e i o!
~~~
Sam: Jack? are you allright?
Jack: um.... what do you think! I'v e just been ran over a goat three times. I can't seem to be able to move anything...
Hammond: That doesn't sound good.
Jack: I'll *Attempts to sit up*Uuugh! *falls back down*Be fine.
Sam: I called the infirmary.
Daniel: will he need a body cast?
Sam: Probably. Who's Idea was it to have a real goat in the story.
Jack: mine.
Sam: Oh. why did the goat attack you?
Jack: Well I sorta accidentally kicked it before I came on stage.
Daniel: You should have said something.
Sam: yeah you reallly should have.
* Paremadics arrive. everyone leaves except Daniel*
Daniel: Due to some minor setbacks "Little Jack Peep" has been postponed till further notice.
The End
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