"Oh great, more snakeheads!"
- Serpents Lair
"You all know I take great pride in my title as Mr. Positive, however...."
- Thor's Chariot
"Ladies, Sam's, we're all in this reality together."
- Point of View
"Ah, aliens are always pokin holes in me."
- Spirits
"What's with the worm-part? The worm thing, I don't get that..." (How cute was he in this scene!
)
- A Matter of Time
Cronmwell: "I feel like I put on a hundred pounds"
Jack: "Well, I wasn't gonna say anything."
- A Matter of Time
"Well this was an intergalactic waste of time."
- The Fifth Race
"How long do you think we should hang around here and scratch our cosmic heads."
- The Fifth Race
"I can't help you there. That's between you and your god. Oh, wait a minute. You are your god. That's a problem."
- Serpent's Song
"How do you think I feel, Teal'c? I've got a snake in my gut."
-Holiday
"That never gets old, I love that" (after watching the UAV fly through the Stargate)
- One False Step
O'Neill: "You're videotaping a plant."
Daniel: "Well I think this might be important."
O'Neill: "Well I think you might be losing what's left of your mind."
Daniel: "What's that supposed to mean?"
O'Neill: "It means that on a good day you can be a little flaky."
Daniel: "And on a good day you can be a little ignorant and condescending."
O'Neill: "Not condescending. You're obviously misreading a basic philosophical difference of opinion on how to handle a crisis."
Daniel: "Oh, please, we have a difference of opinion on just about everything."
O'Neill: "Give me an example."
Daniel, stuttering at first: "I don't know, pick something! How about mythology?"
O'Neill: "Rumors, lies, fairy tales."
- One False Step
"Just rain. Much rain. Wind, lightning, hail, did I mention the rain, Sir?"
- Foothold
"Oh, one small step, one giant leap you know that sorta thing."
- Message in a Bottle
Carter: "So you built that...Stargate."
Daniel: "Way smarter than we are."
O'Neill: "Ours is bigger."
- Foothold
I think this is enough quotes for the moment. I shall return tomorrow with more (evil laugh)!