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Texane · 4th October 2003, 08:56 AM

here it is . . .

Ladies - If you accidentally over-salt a dish while it's still cooking, drop in a peeled potato and it will absorb the excess salt for an instant "fix-me-up."

Real Woman - If you over-salt a dish while you are cooking, that's too damn bad. Please recite with me, The Real Women's motto: "I made it and you will eat it and I don't care how bad it tastes."

Ladies - Cure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it in half and rub it on your forehead. The throbbing will go away.

Real Woman - Take a lime, mix it with tequila, chill and drink. You might still have the headache, but who cares?

Ladies - Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone to prevent ice cream drips.

Real Woman - Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone, for Pete's sake. You are probably lying on the couch, with your feet up eating it anyway.

Ladies - To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in the bag with the potatoes.

Real Woman - Buy boxed mashed potato mix and keep it in the pantry for up to a year.

Ladies - When a cake recipe calls for flouring the baking pan, use a bit of the dry cake mix instead and there won't be any white mess on the inside of the cake.

Real Woman - Go to the bakery - they'll even decorate it for you.

Ladies - Brush some beaten egg white over pie crust before baking to yield a beautiful glossy finish.

Real Woman - Sara Lee frozen pie directions do not include brushing egg whites over the crust, so I just don't do it.

Ladies - If you have a problem opening jars, try using latex dish washing gloves. They give a non slip grip that makes opening jars easy.

Real Woman - Go ask the very cute neighbor guy to do it.

And finally the most important tip.....

Ladies - Don't throw out all that leftover wine. Freeze into ice cubes for future use in casseroles and sauces.

Real Woman - Leftover wine??

A good friend will come and bail you out of jail....but, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Damn...that was fun!"

oh yeah . . .

:laugh2:

little smaug · 4th October 2003, 03:38 PM

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Ladies - If you have a problem opening jars, try using latex dish washing gloves. They give a non slip grip that makes opening jars easy.

Real Woman - Go ask the very cute neighbor guy to do it.

:lol: Definately agree with the real woman way of doing that one!

Arc_Angel · 5th October 2003, 07:43 PM

Lol I agree with all of those

:lol: :laugh: :laugh2:

Texane · 7th October 2003, 08:23 AM

A good friend will come and bail you out of jail....but, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Damn...that was fun!"

oh yeah . . .

ah . . . this one is true. :naughty:

Highlander II · 14th October 2003, 04:36 AM

I kinda like the last one - about the wine --

(tho I don't like wine, so it doesn't matter, I just thought it was funny!)

and asking the cute neighbor to open the jar is also a nice way to go --

Status · 14th October 2003, 01:47 PM

I thought they were all great

.. You come up with some of the cutest things, Texane

SilverCaladan · 14th October 2003, 04:43 PM

LOL! That's great. I was just thinking about that the other day... cause my dad wants me to be a 'lady'...

lol I just stared at him and shook my head

4th October 2003, 08:56 AM	#1 (permalink)
Texane Frelling Wicked Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Texas (of course!) Posts: 3,877	Ladies versus Real Women here it is . . . Ladies - If you accidentally over-salt a dish while it's still cooking, drop in a peeled potato and it will absorb the excess salt for an instant "fix-me-up." Real Woman - If you over-salt a dish while you are cooking, that's too damn bad. Please recite with me, The Real Women's motto: "I made it and you will eat it and I don't care how bad it tastes." Ladies - Cure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it in half and rub it on your forehead. The throbbing will go away. Real Woman - Take a lime, mix it with tequila, chill and drink. You might still have the headache, but who cares? Ladies - Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone to prevent ice cream drips. Real Woman - Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone, for Pete's sake. You are probably lying on the couch, with your feet up eating it anyway. Ladies - To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in the bag with the potatoes. Real Woman - Buy boxed mashed potato mix and keep it in the pantry for up to a year. Ladies - When a cake recipe calls for flouring the baking pan, use a bit of the dry cake mix instead and there won't be any white mess on the inside of the cake. Real Woman - Go to the bakery - they'll even decorate it for you. Ladies - Brush some beaten egg white over pie crust before baking to yield a beautiful glossy finish. Real Woman - Sara Lee frozen pie directions do not include brushing egg whites over the crust, so I just don't do it. Ladies - If you have a problem opening jars, try using latex dish washing gloves. They give a non slip grip that makes opening jars easy. Real Woman - Go ask the very cute neighbor guy to do it. And finally the most important tip..... Ladies - Don't throw out all that leftover wine. Freeze into ice cubes for future use in casseroles and sauces. Real Woman - Leftover wine?? A good friend will come and bail you out of jail....but, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Damn...that was fun!" oh yeah . . . :laugh2:

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5th October 2003, 07:43 PM	#3 (permalink)
Arc_Angel Mr. Flibble is very cross Join Date: May 2001 Location: United Kingdom Posts: 2,873	Lol I agree with all of those :lol: :laugh: :laugh2:

7th October 2003, 08:23 AM	#4 (permalink)
Texane Frelling Wicked Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Texas (of course!) Posts: 3,877	A good friend will come and bail you out of jail....but, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Damn...that was fun!" oh yeah . . . ah . . . this one is true. :naughty:

14th October 2003, 04:36 AM	#5 (permalink)
Highlander II There can be only one!! Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Virginia Posts: 9,470	I kinda like the last one - about the wine -- (tho I don't like wine, so it doesn't matter, I just thought it was funny!) and asking the cute neighbor to open the jar is also a nice way to go --

14th October 2003, 01:47 PM	#6 (permalink)
Status Master Confusser Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Arkansas Posts: 2,383	I thought they were all great .. You come up with some of the cutest things, Texane

14th October 2003, 04:43 PM	#7 (permalink)
SilverCaladan a WaNDeRiNG LiZaRD Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Crawling on the ceiling of the Anime Forum Posts: 635	LOL! That's great. I was just thinking about that the other day... cause my dad wants me to be a 'lady'... lol I just stared at him and shook my head