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Texane · 25th September 2003, 02:04 AM

It's been a little slow in the Sam Carter section, so I decided to start a round robin. This is my favorite type of "story." It takes me awhile to write and edit my own stories, and this way any member can join the round r.

The "rules" (very short):

1. One person begins the story, writing one paragraph or even one sentence if you prefer.

2. At the end of your paragraph, don't cut off the story unless we are moving toward the end of the round robin.

3. Funny, bizarre, serious or sad, the story is yours.

4. Any other rules to suggest, p.m. or email me and I will add them.

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here we go . . .

Daniel is gone, Daniel is back. Jack is missing for one month with Maybourne, Jack is back (Maybourne a Tok'ra? Too much to comprehend). Hammond retires, Hammond returns. Teal'c has a symbiote, now Teal'c is missing his snake (jeez. I sound like Jack). I was just getting acustomed to Jonas. I really need a break, but I don't know what to do, where to go. I am work, and work is me. Hammond will probably stroke out when I tell him I want a real vacation; possibly one month. Who will handle the computer recalibrations to compensate for gravity field on 3PX-184? Who will . . . I am so boring. It's time for a change. The colonel ordered me to get a life, and that's just what I'm going to do.

captaincarter · 28th September 2003, 01:33 AM

I've decided to go fishing with Jack finally, one day will be more than enough. I have no clue what to do on my vacation, maybe go see my dad, but i really don't want to get caught up with any Tok'ra matters right now though. Well, I guess I'll decide eventually.

Texane · 28th September 2003, 03:37 AM

and yet, I've wanted to return to the planet with the Touchstone; it is as beautiful as any we have seen. Always perfect weather, and their leader's daughter asked me to visit. Supposedly they are about to have a three-day festival that will take three days to recover from! Traveling to a friendly planet is the perfect idea. That way I won't have to explain to anyone what I am doing. I was just . . . studying. For fun. No one would think I am going to party. Not Sam. Not good 'ole responsible, intelligent, doesn't have a life, Sam. It's a good thing these people never saw me in college.

Next thing is to notify Hammond . . . I wonder if Tashala will loan me some of her native clothing?

captaincarter · 28th September 2003, 04:03 AM

I've got it I'm going. Maybe I should ask Cassie and Janet too come, mabye not, just get away from evrybody, yah....thats what i'll do. I'll leave at 3:00 today the festival starts tommorow. I better be on my way............................................... ..............

Texane · 28th September 2003, 05:15 AM

BETTER YET!!! Jack has offered to "babysit" Cassie for a short while. Can't you just see it? Jack with a teenager! And then Janet and I can have a girls' night out . . . or a few girls' nights out. She needs a break as bad as I do.

I can't wait!

captaincarter · 28th September 2003, 08:07 PM

Were on our way to the Stargate,what will the SGC do without us? Here we go. (stargate noises, they enter the world) This isn't the right planet. Were on Chulak, the gate must have malfunctioned. "Janet dial home" "O.K." "Nothing happened"
"Great what should we do now, were on a planet ruled by one of our worst enemies" "Lets see if we can find Bra'tac" That was a good idea we gave him a tollan long range communtication device, which we recovered from Tollana after it was destroyed. We gave it to him incase something was wrong with the gate. I hope we can get to the festival in time............................

Texane · 4th October 2003, 06:34 AM

"What the hell was I thinking," thought Jack, as he helped Cassie into his suburban assault vehicle. I was just joking when I offered to babysit Cassandra. And they knew it, too.

Carter won't go "fishing" with me, but she'll go off with Janet to some god forsaken planet to dig up dirt . . . what do teenagers do nowadays anyway? Oh, God. I'm going to be drug to a shopping mall . . . Sam & Janet SO owe me!

captaincarter · 6th October 2003, 01:30 AM

We didn't find Bra'tac so we went to Apophis's palace. It wasn't easy. This might be hard to believe, but we got two Zat's and stole a caro ship. We went to the nearest planet, seeing how we were too far away from Earth. Ironicly enogh, it was The Nox world, we must have gone a little two far, tats weird. Thsi is Janets first time in space and she is lovin it

. Janet dialed the stargate, but it wouldn't open to Earth, so we tried the planet we were originally going to, I can't believe it opened! We went trough............................................ .................................................. .................................

PTeppic · 6th October 2003, 06:36 AM

It's been an absolute pleasure. A full week of beautiful weather, warm, sunny, sandy beaches, surrounded by a simple but friendly people, with few cares in the world. But all the same, they're acting very slightly oddly, just round the edge, and I can't put my finger on why.............

Texane · 7th October 2003, 07:01 AM

hey . . . y'all are good . . . :rolly2:

Texane · 8th October 2003, 03:57 AM

Although it's been great. There are 20 men for every woman here. Just what the doctor ordered (Janet is out of control . . . ). Too many great looking men to count, and not one of them in fatigues. I'm lovin' it.

I wonder how Jack's getting along with Cassie? :upto:

Texane · 30th November 2003, 08:55 AM

" . . . and who tha hell is Vera Wang?" thought Jack as Cassie and two of her giggling friends dragged him into the next store.

Carter and the doc are going to be scrubbing the bathrooms with a toothbrush when I get through with them . . .

Hey! Who is that kid moving in on Cassie? She's supposed to be changing clothes! Has the kid just lost it? I didn't buy these fatigues at a shop in this damn mall!

Texane · 1st December 2003, 06:50 AM

"Sam, " I hear Janet say as . . . is she really running? No one needs to run anywhere on this planet. The men will carry you.

"Sam," Janet yells, pretty firmly at this point. Janet is actually running . . . and yelling . . . in this direction. Fine. I don't really need to move, and the eye candy at this particular site on the beach is incredible.

"SAM!" Janet finally arrives, panting. She sits down on the side of a beach lounger and shakes Sam's arm. She is followed by two of the best looking men Sam has seen in quite some time. Twins.

"I know. We love this place. It's great, with all the men and everything. We need to leave." Janet is now whispering fiercely as the twins step forward with sun screen.

"Are you kidding me? Leave this place to return to worm hole horizons, calculations and navy suits? Why?" This planet needs to be on the "you get to see it" list for all female military personnel. I wish Janet would try out silence for awhile. The twins and the sunscreen are moving this way.

"You know what these guys are missing? They are missing a queen. And I don't mean a bee. Actually, I do mean a bee. Generally. The general idea. I mean these guys need a "few good women" to do nothing but have children."

"Yeah. So?" Hathor made it look pretty easy, and the men on the Mountain followed her around like dogs.

"Do you really want to spend the rest of your life in labor? Have you seen what labor is like?"

"Do we get the other part before the labor?"

"Not exactly. Probably not. As a matter of fact, no. Not the way Tashala explained the process to me." Janet looks at Sam. Her eyes look like she's been in the sun drinking too much rum punch, but her speech is not slurred, and she is acting normally. Sort of. Worm hole horizons, calculations and navy suits?

"Sam, are you feeling o.k.?"

Texane · 9th April 2004, 05:44 AM

O'Neill is dragging himself back to the mountain, with Siler right behind him giving him a down and dirty update on the girls.

"Do you know how much it costs for a Vera Wang prom dress?" he asked Siler. "I've spent less on a down payment for a car."

"Um, yes sir. But as to Major Carter and Dr. Frasier. They returned to the planet where the Touchstone is located. The thing is, sir . . . ."

"The thing is WHAT?" Jack couldn't wait for the girls to get back. He was going to give them a good old fashioned miltary dressing down for sticking him with a bunch of teenaged crazies, in a mall, no less, and buying neon colored condoms . . . well, not an actual dressing down. You KNOW what I mean.

"Sir, you'll have to see the tape for yourself."

"Siler, make it short, and LET'S HAVE IT!"

Well, sir, Major Carter and Dr. Frasier refuse to return to earth. Major Carter said something about, "ask Hathor. She'll give you instructions on what to do!"

Texane · 4th July 2004, 05:59 AM

O'Neill is dragging himself back to the mountain, with Siler right behind him giving him a down and dirty update on the girls.

"Do you know how much it costs for a Vera Wang prom dress?" he asked Siler. "I've spent less on a down payment for a car."

"Um, yes sir. But as to Major Carter and Dr. Frasier. They returned to the planet where the Touchstone is located. The thing is, sir . . . ."

"The thing is WHAT?" Jack couldn't wait for the girls to get back. He was going to give them a good old fashioned miltary dressing down for sticking him with a bunch of teenaged crazies, in a mall, no less, and buying neon colored condoms . . . well, not an actual dressing down. You KNOW what I mean.

"Sir, you'll have to see the tape for yourself."

"Siler, make it short, and LET'S HAVE IT!"

Well, sir, Major Carter and Dr. Frasier refuse to return to earth. Major Carter said something about, "ask Hathor. She'll give you instructions on what to do!"

"Doc Frasier wasn't much more helpful, Sir," All she would do was giggle, and say, what is good for the goose . . . !"

Jack, Daniel, Teal'c and Siler were in the conference room waiting on General Hammond. That Siler was there was a bit unusual.

The General arrived with a perplexed look in his eyes. "What the hell is going on here? Two of my best trained, reliable officers go off on a . . . trip of some kind. WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?"

"Sir, if I may begin," said Siler, beginning to sweat under the collar. Just a warning before looking at the films. Doctor Frasier and Major Carter have been made very comfortable as visiting dignataries from our planet . . . very comfortable."

Jack looked annoyed. "Visiting dignataries? They were just going on a vacation to a terrific beach. Since when did they become '"dignataries?"' What the hell was going on?

"Just a warning, Sir. The Doc and Major Carter are not acting themselves, these days . . . or wearing themselves these days . . . ."

Wearing themselves? WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON??!!!

"Allright, allright. Let's not get out of hand. Hammond was trying to bring a sense of order to the room, but he had seen the playback from the Malp, and knew Jack was not going to be happy; not at all. " Lieutenant, show us the playback."

"Yes Sir." Siler didn'tknow whether to make a run for it, or to try and get a copy of the tape.

Daniel saw the first "babe" on the beach. She was covered in different colors of blue veils (how is she keeping that on?), and every part of her body was being massaged by (what Daniell had to admit must be) some of the best looking men in the galaxie . . .

Not possible. "Janet?" One of the (very handsome) male masseuses tucked in a portion of Janet's, I mean Doctor Frasier's veils so she did not loose her clothing.

And if that wasn't enough, looking like a Tarzan movie, here comes Sam, wearing a gold and red shimmering . . . piece of cloth, and being carried by a pair of twins that any normal, red blooded, American male would not want to admit existed anywhere in the galaxie. One of the twins held Sam in his arms, as the other layed down very soft, large, fluffy towels before putting Sam in a lounging chair.

Neither woman spoke; they just smiled at one another, and went back to their books as their harems cointinued their . . . duties.

"Has anyone else seen this?" growled O'Neill. "Only me, sir," Siler bravely admitted. Time to die. "Once I realised the content, I put a security clearance requirement on the data, and transferred it off the mainframe."

"I know I will catch hell for this," said General Hammond, "but lock this gate address out for any female personnel on the base oither than retrieving Doctor Frasier and Major Carter home. Should they choose to come home, they are to be immediately quaranteened, and guarded solely by female soldiers until we find out what the hell is going on!"

25th September 2003, 02:04 AM	#1 (permalink)
Texane Frelling Wicked Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Texas (of course!) Posts: 3,877	Sam round robin It's been a little slow in the Sam Carter section, so I decided to start a round robin. This is my favorite type of "story." It takes me awhile to write and edit my own stories, and this way any member can join the round r. The "rules" (very short): 1. One person begins the story, writing one paragraph or even one sentence if you prefer. 2. At the end of your paragraph, don't cut off the story unless we are moving toward the end of the round robin. 3. Funny, bizarre, serious or sad, the story is yours. 4. Any other rules to suggest, p.m. or email me and I will add them. *********************************************** here we go . . . Daniel is gone, Daniel is back. Jack is missing for one month with Maybourne, Jack is back (Maybourne a Tok'ra? Too much to comprehend). Hammond retires, Hammond returns. Teal'c has a symbiote, now Teal'c is missing his snake (jeez. I sound like Jack). I was just getting acustomed to Jonas. I really need a break, but I don't know what to do, where to go. I am work, and work is me. Hammond will probably stroke out when I tell him I want a real vacation; possibly one month. Who will handle the computer recalibrations to compensate for gravity field on 3PX-184? Who will . . . I am so boring. It's time for a change. The colonel ordered me to get a life, and that's just what I'm going to do.

1st December 2003, 06:50 AM	#13 (permalink)
Texane Frelling Wicked Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Texas (of course!) Posts: 3,877	o.k., since y'all have left me all alone . . . "Sam, " I hear Janet say as . . . is she really running? No one needs to run anywhere on this planet. The men will carry you. "Sam," Janet yells, pretty firmly at this point. Janet is actually running . . . and yelling . . . in this direction. Fine. I don't really need to move, and the eye candy at this particular site on the beach is incredible. "SAM!" Janet finally arrives, panting. She sits down on the side of a beach lounger and shakes Sam's arm. She is followed by two of the best looking men Sam has seen in quite some time. Twins. "I know. We love this place. It's great, with all the men and everything. We need to leave." Janet is now whispering fiercely as the twins step forward with sun screen. "Are you kidding me? Leave this place to return to worm hole horizons, calculations and navy suits? Why?" This planet needs to be on the "you get to see it" list for all female military personnel. I wish Janet would try out silence for awhile. The twins and the sunscreen are moving this way. "You know what these guys are missing? They are missing a queen. And I don't mean a bee. Actually, I do mean a bee. Generally. The general idea. I mean these guys need a "few good women" to do nothing but have children." "Yeah. So?" Hathor made it look pretty easy, and the men on the Mountain followed her around like dogs. "Do you really want to spend the rest of your life in labor? Have you seen what labor is like?" "Do we get the other part before the labor?" "Not exactly. Probably not. As a matter of fact, no. Not the way Tashala explained the process to me." Janet looks at Sam. Her eyes look like she's been in the sun drinking too much rum punch, but her speech is not slurred, and she is acting normally. Sort of. Worm hole horizons, calculations and navy suits? "Sam, are you feeling o.k.?"

28th September 2003, 01:33 AM	#2 (permalink)
captaincarter Admiral Adama Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 559	I've decided to go fishing with Jack finally, one day will be more than enough. I have no clue what to do on my vacation, maybe go see my dad, but i really don't want to get caught up with any Tok'ra matters right now though. Well, I guess I'll decide eventually.

28th September 2003, 03:37 AM	#3 (permalink)
Texane Frelling Wicked Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Texas (of course!) Posts: 3,877	and yet, I've wanted to return to the planet with the Touchstone; it is as beautiful as any we have seen. Always perfect weather, and their leader's daughter asked me to visit. Supposedly they are about to have a three-day festival that will take three days to recover from! Traveling to a friendly planet is the perfect idea. That way I won't have to explain to anyone what I am doing. I was just . . . studying. For fun. No one would think I am going to party. Not Sam. Not good 'ole responsible, intelligent, doesn't have a life, Sam. It's a good thing these people never saw me in college. Next thing is to notify Hammond . . . I wonder if Tashala will loan me some of her native clothing?

28th September 2003, 04:03 AM	#4 (permalink)
captaincarter Admiral Adama Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 559	I've got it I'm going. Maybe I should ask Cassie and Janet too come, mabye not, just get away from evrybody, yah....thats what i'll do. I'll leave at 3:00 today the festival starts tommorow. I better be on my way............................................... ..............

28th September 2003, 05:15 AM	#5 (permalink)
Texane Frelling Wicked Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Texas (of course!) Posts: 3,877	BETTER YET!!! Jack has offered to "babysit" Cassie for a short while. Can't you just see it? Jack with a teenager! And then Janet and I can have a girls' night out . . . or a few girls' nights out. She needs a break as bad as I do. I can't wait!

28th September 2003, 08:07 PM	#6 (permalink)
captaincarter Admiral Adama Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 559	Were on our way to the Stargate,what will the SGC do without us? Here we go. (stargate noises, they enter the world) This isn't the right planet. Were on Chulak, the gate must have malfunctioned. "Janet dial home" "O.K." "Nothing happened" "Great what should we do now, were on a planet ruled by one of our worst enemies" "Lets see if we can find Bra'tac" That was a good idea we gave him a tollan long range communtication device, which we recovered from Tollana after it was destroyed. We gave it to him incase something was wrong with the gate. I hope we can get to the festival in time............................

4th October 2003, 06:34 AM	#7 (permalink)
Texane Frelling Wicked Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Texas (of course!) Posts: 3,877	"What the hell was I thinking," thought Jack, as he helped Cassie into his suburban assault vehicle. I was just joking when I offered to babysit Cassandra. And they knew it, too. Carter won't go "fishing" with me, but she'll go off with Janet to some god forsaken planet to dig up dirt . . . what do teenagers do nowadays anyway? Oh, God. I'm going to be drug to a shopping mall . . . Sam & Janet SO owe me!

6th October 2003, 01:30 AM	#8 (permalink)
captaincarter Admiral Adama Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 559	We didn't find Bra'tac so we went to Apophis's palace. It wasn't easy. This might be hard to believe, but we got two Zat's and stole a caro ship. We went to the nearest planet, seeing how we were too far away from Earth. Ironicly enogh, it was The Nox world, we must have gone a little two far, tats weird. Thsi is Janets first time in space and she is lovin it . Janet dialed the stargate, but it wouldn't open to Earth, so we tried the planet we were originally going to, I can't believe it opened! We went trough............................................ .................................................. .................................

6th October 2003, 06:36 AM	#9 (permalink)
PTeppic Reetou Diplomatic Corp Join Date: May 2001 Location: North-west UK Posts: 3,081	It's been an absolute pleasure. A full week of beautiful weather, warm, sunny, sandy beaches, surrounded by a simple but friendly people, with few cares in the world. But all the same, they're acting very slightly oddly, just round the edge, and I can't put my finger on why.............

7th October 2003, 07:01 AM	#10 (permalink)
Texane Frelling Wicked Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Texas (of course!) Posts: 3,877	hey . . . y'all are good . . . :rolly2:

8th October 2003, 03:57 AM	#11 (permalink)
Texane Frelling Wicked Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Texas (of course!) Posts: 3,877	Although it's been great. There are 20 men for every woman here. Just what the doctor ordered (Janet is out of control . . . ). Too many great looking men to count, and not one of them in fatigues. I'm lovin' it. I wonder how Jack's getting along with Cassie? :upto:

30th November 2003, 08:55 AM	#12 (permalink)
Texane Frelling Wicked Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Texas (of course!) Posts: 3,877	" . . . and who tha hell is Vera Wang?" thought Jack as Cassie and two of her giggling friends dragged him into the next store. Carter and the doc are going to be scrubbing the bathrooms with a toothbrush when I get through with them . . . Hey! Who is that kid moving in on Cassie? She's supposed to be changing clothes! Has the kid just lost it? I didn't buy these fatigues at a shop in this damn mall!

9th April 2004, 05:44 AM	#14 (permalink)
Texane Frelling Wicked Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Texas (of course!) Posts: 3,877	O'Neill is dragging himself back to the mountain, with Siler right behind him giving him a down and dirty update on the girls. "Do you know how much it costs for a Vera Wang prom dress?" he asked Siler. "I've spent less on a down payment for a car." "Um, yes sir. But as to Major Carter and Dr. Frasier. They returned to the planet where the Touchstone is located. The thing is, sir . . . ." "The thing is WHAT?" Jack couldn't wait for the girls to get back. He was going to give them a good old fashioned miltary dressing down for sticking him with a bunch of teenaged crazies, in a mall, no less, and buying neon colored condoms . . . well, not an actual dressing down. You KNOW what I mean. "Sir, you'll have to see the tape for yourself." "Siler, make it short, and LET'S HAVE IT!" Well, sir, Major Carter and Dr. Frasier refuse to return to earth. Major Carter said something about, "ask Hathor. She'll give you instructions on what to do!"

4th July 2004, 05:59 AM	#15 (permalink)
Texane Frelling Wicked Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Texas (of course!) Posts: 3,877	O'Neill is dragging himself back to the mountain, with Siler right behind him giving him a down and dirty update on the girls. "Do you know how much it costs for a Vera Wang prom dress?" he asked Siler. "I've spent less on a down payment for a car." "Um, yes sir. But as to Major Carter and Dr. Frasier. They returned to the planet where the Touchstone is located. The thing is, sir . . . ." "The thing is WHAT?" Jack couldn't wait for the girls to get back. He was going to give them a good old fashioned miltary dressing down for sticking him with a bunch of teenaged crazies, in a mall, no less, and buying neon colored condoms . . . well, not an actual dressing down. You KNOW what I mean. "Sir, you'll have to see the tape for yourself." "Siler, make it short, and LET'S HAVE IT!" Well, sir, Major Carter and Dr. Frasier refuse to return to earth. Major Carter said something about, "ask Hathor. She'll give you instructions on what to do!" "Doc Frasier wasn't much more helpful, Sir," All she would do was giggle, and say, what is good for the goose . . . !" Jack, Daniel, Teal'c and Siler were in the conference room waiting on General Hammond. That Siler was there was a bit unusual. The General arrived with a perplexed look in his eyes. "What the hell is going on here? Two of my best trained, reliable officers go off on a . . . trip of some kind. WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?" "Sir, if I may begin," said Siler, beginning to sweat under the collar. Just a warning before looking at the films. Doctor Frasier and Major Carter have been made very comfortable as visiting dignataries from our planet . . . very comfortable." Jack looked annoyed. "Visiting dignataries? They were just going on a vacation to a terrific beach. Since when did they become '"dignataries?"' What the hell was going on? "Just a warning, Sir. The Doc and Major Carter are not acting themselves, these days . . . or wearing themselves these days . . . ." Wearing themselves? WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON??!!! "Allright, allright. Let's not get out of hand. Hammond was trying to bring a sense of order to the room, but he had seen the playback from the Malp, and knew Jack was not going to be happy; not at all. " Lieutenant, show us the playback." "Yes Sir." Siler didn'tknow whether to make a run for it, or to try and get a copy of the tape. Daniel saw the first "babe" on the beach. She was covered in different colors of blue veils (how is she keeping that on?), and every part of her body was being massaged by (what Daniell had to admit must be) some of the best looking men in the galaxie . . . Not possible. "Janet?" One of the (very handsome) male masseuses tucked in a portion of Janet's, I mean Doctor Frasier's veils so she did not loose her clothing. And if that wasn't enough, looking like a Tarzan movie, here comes Sam, wearing a gold and red shimmering . . . piece of cloth, and being carried by a pair of twins that any normal, red blooded, American male would not want to admit existed anywhere in the galaxie. One of the twins held Sam in his arms, as the other layed down very soft, large, fluffy towels before putting Sam in a lounging chair. Neither woman spoke; they just smiled at one another, and went back to their books as their harems cointinued their . . . duties. "Has anyone else seen this?" growled O'Neill. "Only me, sir," Siler bravely admitted. Time to die. "Once I realised the content, I put a security clearance requirement on the data, and transferred it off the mainframe." "I know I will catch hell for this," said General Hammond, "but lock this gate address out for any female personnel on the base oither than retrieving Doctor Frasier and Major Carter home. Should they choose to come home, they are to be immediately quaranteened, and guarded solely by female soldiers until we find out what the hell is going on!"