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Texane · 9th August 2003, 04:11 AM

as you can see from my posts, I'm in a "favorite quotes" mood. Let's try it again.

"Boy, was Spielberg ever wrong. Close Encounters my ass."
John Crichton, Premiere

pkgrl · 9th August 2003, 03:27 PM

Well, if we're starting at the beginning, then:

"You fart helium?"

Lonewolf89 · 9th August 2003, 04:20 PM

John: Kinda like Louisiana. Or Dagobah... Dagobah. Where Yoda lives.
Aeryn: Who's Yoda?
John: Oh, just a little green guy. Trains warriors.
Aeryn: Oh.

I, E.T.

libelula · 10th August 2003, 04:06 AM

" Once again its the infereior creature saving your superior creaturs butts." (or something to that affect)

Texane · 10th August 2003, 04:22 AM

Crichton: "Okay, so the virus is inside one of you, and you've all got guns. Great."

A Bug's Life

Lonewolf89 · 10th August 2003, 04:59 AM

One of my favorites:

Aeryn: I'm sure your world has no force so ruthless, so disciplined.
John: Oh, we call them linebackers...or serial killers; depends on whether they're professional or amateur.

Exodus From Genesis

Texane · 10th August 2003, 05:07 AM

John: "Hey! Those are my underwear!"
Aeryn: "What does this say?"
John: "Calvin."
Aeryn: "Then they're not yours."

Rhapsody in Blue

pkgrl · 10th August 2003, 05:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lonewolf89

John: Oh, we call them linebackers...

Exodus From Genesis

Also one of my favorites.

Did you know that Ben was a linebacker when he played football?

Lonewolf89 · 10th August 2003, 06:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by pkgrl
Did you know that Ben was a linebacker when he played football?

I didn't. I don't think I'd want him or Crichton barreling down on me.

Zhaan: He says he is experiencing the future.
Aeryn: The future? He can barely function in the present.

Back and Back and Back to the Future

Texane · 10th August 2003, 09:02 PM

(while encapsulated in a small area with Rygel)

Chiana: where is your hand, slugface?
Rygel: . . . down there . . .
Chiana: well keep your hand in you caftan, pal!

. . .

(in a high, squeeky voice)
Chiana: what is that?
Rygel: (in the same high, squeeky voice). . . helium. I get nervous in small, enclosed spaces. . .
Chiana: you are DISGUSTING!!!

Beware of the Dog

Mysterious Stranger · 12th August 2003, 01:34 AM

Ka D'Argo: "Every frelling planet."

John Crichton: "D'Argo, tell him who is daddy is."
Ka D'Argo: "I'm your daddy."

Both from "Thanks For Sharing" I believe.

And a classic from "Premiere"

John Crichton: "Stop! Or I'll fill you full of little yellow bolts of light?!"

Texane · 12th August 2003, 05:53 AM

Crichton: "Harvey, kiss my medulla oblongata."

Infinite Possibilities - Daedalus Demands

Lonewolf89 · 13th August 2003, 05:26 AM

Here's a few from Lava's a Many Splendored Thing:

D'ARGO: Same dren, different planet.

JOHN: Right, so you're robbers, whatever. We're not cops, we don't care.
D'ARGO: Actually, we've performed quite a few burglaries ourselves.

D'Argo: I think we should just burn her.
John: You burn your old folks.
D'Argo: No, it just sounded like a good idea.

pkgrl · 13th August 2003, 01:34 PM

Actually, the first two of those are from other eppys.

But if we're skipping around, then I like these:

John: "God-like aliens. Man do I hate god-like aliens. Give me a critter over a god-like alien any day." -- Meltdown

John: "Count on Stark to jump right in and freak right out." -- Meltdown

Mysterious Stranger · 13th August 2003, 01:36 PM

From "IP: Pt.1 Daedelus Demands"

Stark: "Let me be your eye."

9th August 2003, 04:11 AM	#1 (permalink)
Texane Frelling Wicked Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Texas (of course!) Posts: 3,877	Let's do it again: favorite quotes as you can see from my posts, I'm in a "favorite quotes" mood. Let's try it again. "Boy, was Spielberg ever wrong. Close Encounters my ass." John Crichton, Premiere

12th August 2003, 01:34 AM	#11 (permalink)
Mysterious Stranger Gigi's "Spark" Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: In my dark corner, waiting... Posts: 842	Now I don't want to get off on a rant here but... Ka D'Argo: "Every frelling planet." John Crichton: "D'Argo, tell him who is daddy is." Ka D'Argo: "I'm your daddy." Both from "Thanks For Sharing" I believe. And a classic from "Premiere" John Crichton: "Stop! Or I'll fill you full of little yellow bolts of light?!"

13th August 2003, 01:36 PM	#15 (permalink)
Mysterious Stranger Gigi's "Spark" Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: In my dark corner, waiting... Posts: 842	Now I don't want to get off on a rant here but... From "IP: Pt.1 Daedelus Demands" Stark: "Let me be your eye."

9th August 2003, 03:27 PM	#2 (permalink)
pkgrl Ultimate J/A shipper! Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Southern California Posts: 2,423	Well, if we're starting at the beginning, then: "You fart helium?"

9th August 2003, 04:20 PM	#3 (permalink)
Lonewolf89 Fear is the mind killer. Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: The Flatplanet Cafe Posts: 1,608	John: Kinda like Louisiana. Or Dagobah... Dagobah. Where Yoda lives. Aeryn: Who's Yoda? John: Oh, just a little green guy. Trains warriors. Aeryn: Oh. I, E.T.

10th August 2003, 04:06 AM	#4 (permalink)
libelula Stinkin Human Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 201	" Once again its the infereior creature saving your superior creaturs butts." (or something to that affect)

10th August 2003, 04:22 AM	#5 (permalink)
Texane Frelling Wicked Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Texas (of course!) Posts: 3,877	Crichton: "Okay, so the virus is inside one of you, and you've all got guns. Great." A Bug's Life

10th August 2003, 04:59 AM	#6 (permalink)
Lonewolf89 Fear is the mind killer. Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: The Flatplanet Cafe Posts: 1,608	One of my favorites: Aeryn: I'm sure your world has no force so ruthless, so disciplined. John: Oh, we call them linebackers...or serial killers; depends on whether they're professional or amateur. Exodus From Genesis

10th August 2003, 05:07 AM	#7 (permalink)
Texane Frelling Wicked Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Texas (of course!) Posts: 3,877	John: "Hey! Those are my underwear!" Aeryn: "What does this say?" John: "Calvin." Aeryn: "Then they're not yours." Rhapsody in Blue

10th August 2003, 09:02 PM	#10 (permalink)
Texane Frelling Wicked Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Texas (of course!) Posts: 3,877	(while encapsulated in a small area with Rygel) Chiana: where is your hand, slugface? Rygel: . . . down there . . . Chiana: well keep your hand in you caftan, pal! . . . (in a high, squeeky voice) Chiana: what is that? Rygel: (in the same high, squeeky voice). . . helium. I get nervous in small, enclosed spaces. . . Chiana: you are DISGUSTING!!! Beware of the Dog

12th August 2003, 05:53 AM	#12 (permalink)
Texane Frelling Wicked Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Texas (of course!) Posts: 3,877	Crichton: "Harvey, kiss my medulla oblongata." Infinite Possibilities - Daedalus Demands

13th August 2003, 05:26 AM	#13 (permalink)
Lonewolf89 Fear is the mind killer. Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: The Flatplanet Cafe Posts: 1,608	Here's a few from Lava's a Many Splendored Thing: D'ARGO: Same dren, different planet. JOHN: Right, so you're robbers, whatever. We're not cops, we don't care. D'ARGO: Actually, we've performed quite a few burglaries ourselves. D'Argo: I think we should just burn her. John: You burn your old folks. D'Argo: No, it just sounded like a good idea.

13th August 2003, 01:34 PM	#14 (permalink)
pkgrl Ultimate J/A shipper! Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Southern California Posts: 2,423	Actually, the first two of those are from other eppys. But if we're skipping around, then I like these: John: "God-like aliens. Man do I hate god-like aliens. Give me a critter over a god-like alien any day." -- Meltdown John: "Count on Stark to jump right in and freak right out." -- Meltdown