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Cadfael · 4th December 2002, 02:55 PM

Top Ten Reasons To Go To Work Naked"

10. No one ever steals your chair.

9. Gives "bad hair day" a whole new meaning.

8. Diverts attention from the fact
that you also came to work drunk.

7. People stop stealing your pens after
they've seen where you keep them.

6. You want to see if it's like the dream.

5. To stop those creepy programmer
guys from looking down your blouse.

4. "I'd love to chip in...
but I left my wallet in my pants."

3. Inventive way to finally meet that
'special' person in Human Resources.

2. Can take advantage of your computer
monitor radiation to work on your tan.

And...drum roll...
the Number One reason to go to work naked :

Your boss will never say,
"I wanna see your ass in here by 8:00!" ever again.

kyektulu · 4th August 2005, 12:27 AM

He He He

Maybe I will try this one day....

Lacedaemonian · 4th August 2005, 12:28 AM

Hillarious mate!

kaneda · 4th August 2005, 12:17 PM

Like it!

zorcarepublic · 4th August 2005, 12:21 PM

Last one...sheer genius...

AmonRa · 4th August 2005, 06:14 PM

hahahah nice one...

...welll i saw this thing on TV last night about a guy who goes to work in womens clothes.. so u never know

oh just realised ive been registered to this forum for a year

Rosemary · 5th August 2005, 06:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kyektulu

He He He

Maybe I will try this one day....

That might cheer you up kyektulu. What about dancing naked in front of your pet animals? At least you don't get any smart alec replies!

SpaceShip · 28th October 2006, 11:12 PM

And if you cover yourself in oil you'll slip right through the cops' fingers when they try to grab you. Also, you'll have no ID on you so you can say what you like.

YOSSARIAN · 29th October 2006, 12:20 AM

Who needs a reason to go to work naked?

dustinzgirl · 29th October 2006, 01:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ;2554

5. To stop those creepy programmer
guys from looking down your blouse.

.

Now why didn't I ever think of that?

Adasunshine · 29th October 2006, 08:12 AM

8. Diverts attention from the fact that you also came to work drunk.

is my favourite...

xx

Underfaker · 29th October 2006, 01:20 PM

I laughed. Nice post mate.

Keep them going! I'm still at school so I unfortunally can't find out if it works or not. =( Why not make a 'Top ten reasons to go to school naked?' ^^

Steve Ince · 31st October 2006, 04:49 PM

I'm naked at work now.

Fortunately, I work from home. Surprised the hell out of the window cleaner, though.

HoopyFrood · 31st October 2006, 06:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Underfaker

I laughed. Nice post mate.

Keep them going! I'm still at school so I unfortunally can't find out if it works or not. =( Why not make a 'Top ten reasons to go to school naked?' ^^

I never needed a reason to go to school naked.

PTeppic · 1st November 2006, 05:29 AM

11. No-one's going to argue that you've just parked really badly across three bays

12. It doesn't matter if the air-con's on the blink again and it's 90 degrees inside.

13. You can convince the jerk from the mail-room you really are a natural blonde.

14. It was such a great new tattoo - you just had to show it off

15. If it doesn't get you a promotion you really are going to have to sleep with him...

4th December 2002, 02:55 PM	#1 (permalink)
Cadfael Registered User Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 5	Top ten reasons to go to work naked Top Ten Reasons To Go To Work Naked" 10. No one ever steals your chair. 9. Gives "bad hair day" a whole new meaning. 8. Diverts attention from the fact that you also came to work drunk. 7. People stop stealing your pens after they've seen where you keep them. 6. You want to see if it's like the dream. 5. To stop those creepy programmer guys from looking down your blouse. 4. "I'd love to chip in... but I left my wallet in my pants." 3. Inventive way to finally meet that 'special' person in Human Resources. 2. Can take advantage of your computer monitor radiation to work on your tan. And...drum roll... the Number One reason to go to work naked : Your boss will never say, "I wanna see your ass in here by 8:00!" ever again.

4th August 2005, 12:27 AM	#2 (permalink)
kyektulu White Wolf Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Greater Manchester Posts: 1,822	Re: Top ten reasons to go to work naked He He He Maybe I will try this one day....

4th August 2005, 12:28 AM	#3 (permalink)
Lacedaemonian ***Dux Bellorum*** Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 3,321	Re: Top ten reasons to go to work naked Hillarious mate!

4th August 2005, 12:17 PM	#4 (permalink)
kaneda Did you not know? Join Date: May 2005 Location: Greater London Posts: 567	Re: Top ten reasons to go to work naked Like it!

4th August 2005, 12:21 PM	#5 (permalink)
zorcarepublic Seeker of wisdom Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 435	Re: Top ten reasons to go to work naked Last one...sheer genius...

4th August 2005, 06:14 PM	#6 (permalink)
AmonRa Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 135	Re: Top ten reasons to go to work naked hahahah nice one... ...welll i saw this thing on TV last night about a guy who goes to work in womens clothes.. so u never know oh just realised ive been registered to this forum for a year

28th October 2006, 11:12 PM	#8 (permalink)
SpaceShip Outta sight Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: East Sussex Posts: 909	Re: Top ten reasons to go to work naked And if you cover yourself in oil you'll slip right through the cops' fingers when they try to grab you. Also, you'll have no ID on you so you can say what you like.

29th October 2006, 12:20 AM	#9 (permalink)
YOSSARIAN Enjoy the Era Vulgaris Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Missouri Posts: 282	Re: Top ten reasons to go to work naked Who needs a reason to go to work naked?

29th October 2006, 08:12 AM	#11 (permalink)
Adasunshine Daisy Toadfoot Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Wiltshire Posts: 935	Re: Top ten reasons to go to work naked 8. Diverts attention from the fact that you also came to work drunk. is my favourite... xx

29th October 2006, 01:20 PM	#12 (permalink)
Underfaker Registered User Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Portugal Posts: 3	Re: Top ten reasons to go to work naked I laughed. Nice post mate. Keep them going! I'm still at school so I unfortunally can't find out if it works or not. =( Why not make a 'Top ten reasons to go to school naked?' ^^

31st October 2006, 04:49 PM	#13 (permalink)
Steve Ince Writer and Game Designer Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: East riding of Yorkshire Posts: 1	Re: Top ten reasons to go to work naked I'm naked at work now. Fortunately, I work from home. Surprised the hell out of the window cleaner, though.

1st November 2006, 05:29 AM	#15 (permalink)
PTeppic Reetou Diplomatic Corp Join Date: May 2001 Location: North-west UK Posts: 3,080	Re: Top ten reasons to go to work naked 11. No-one's going to argue that you've just parked really badly across three bays 12. It doesn't matter if the air-con's on the blink again and it's 90 degrees inside. 13. You can convince the jerk from the mail-room you really are a natural blonde. 14. It was such a great new tattoo - you just had to show it off 15. If it doesn't get you a promotion you really are going to have to sleep with him...

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