Snow White and the Seven Dwarves (a mixed fairy tale story

[13jay]

Here's the next lovely chapter:

Scene 8: Morning Mis-haps

13jay narrator: The next day the dwarves leave for work and snow white kisses each on the head as they leave. After Snow White kisses Dopey the first time, he liked it so much he decided to go back for seconds, thirds even. So he plans to jump through the window and run to the door for more kisses. So he jumps into the open window….
Teal’c: (Ugh! Tries to get through the window to no avail. Realizes that he is stuck and kicks the side of the house to get the attention of his friends.)
Jack: Where is all that racket coming from?
Merry: It seems to be coming from that direction. (Points toward the side of the house.)
Pippin: Oooh Look! It’s Dopey’s legs!
Daniel: Dob be silly! Dopey’s legs wulb be attached to da resp ub him.
Pippin: (laughs) I’m not Silly, I’m Happy! (Laughs)
Jack: Well you shouldn’t be. Dopey’s legs are sticking out the window!
Samwise: So where’d the rest of him go?
Jack: I don’t know and I don’t care! Humph!
(Everybody looks at Grumpy)
Merry: It’s obviously inside the house.
Frodo: (drowsily) Well who’s going to go and see?
Jack: Well not me!
Merry: I’ll go then.
Asmiley Narrator: Doc went in through the back door to see weather he was correct or not. Inside He saw Dopey pushing trying to get through the window.
Merry: I was right! Dopey’s just stuck!
13jay Narrator: He yelled loud enough for everyone to hear.
Samantha Carter: Well can’t you pull him out then?
13jay Narrator: Dopey who hears Snow White through the open door nods, thinks for a minute, and then shakes his head no. Only too late as Doc runs out to help pull Dopey out through the window.
Merry: Okay Pull!
13jay Narrator: With Doc in the lead then Sneezy and Bashful and Happy Grumpy and last but not least Sleepy all pulling to get Dopey out. But then…
Frodo: All this pulling is making me sleepy. (Yawn.) Maybe we can pull Dopey out later.
13jay: Sleepy let go and curled up for a short nap just as they all pulled dopey out through the window and Grumpy tripped backwards over Sleepy as everyone fell on top of him.
Jack: Get Off of Me!
13jay: Said Grumpy underneath five of the others. Sleepy had fortunately been missed in the whole chain reaction. Dopey was sitting comfortably on top of everyone.
Frodo: Hmm? What? Oh good. (Yawn) Dopey’s not stuck anymore. That’s nice. (Snore)
Daniel: Yeb. Please get ub yur smooshig be. All bis dust is… Ahhh… aaaah…
Asmiley Narrator: Bashful quickly held Sneezy’s nose.
Daniel: Thag ooh.
Sam: Aww shucks it wasn’t nothin.
Daniel: CHOOOO!
Narrator13jay: The dwarves all fly off of grumpy. Happy is fortunately caught by Snow White.
Pippin: Thank you.
Samantha Carter: You’re welcome.
Asmiley Narrator: And so the dwarves eventually leave to go to work warning Snow White not to let anyone in the cottage.
Jack: Now?
Merry: Yes now.
Pippin: Yay!
Daniel: Hi-i-i-i-
(Bashful holds sneezy’s nose.)
Frodo: Hooooooo (mid-yawn)
Jack: Hi-Ho!
Sam: It’s off to work we go!
All together: (with a dancing dopey in the rear): hi-ho, hi-ho…

[Status]

I'm so glad you fianlly decided to go on with it! That had me falling out of my chair! :lol: :laugh:

[13jay]

Scene 9: Writer’s Block in SG-1
Hammond: Are you okay Teal’c?
(Teal’c nods)
Asmiley: Yeah you should be more careful Jack. Pulling Teal’c out of a window and everything. What did he ever do to you?
Jack: Well there was Hey Diddle Diddle, and
Asmiley: But that wasn’t his fault it was mine and 13jay’s.
Jack: Well it’s not really my fault Teal’c got stuck in the window either.
Asmiley: Didn’t you know Jack? Everything is always your fault.
Jack: But you just said.
13jay: Never mind what we said. We’re always right.
Daniel: No your not.
Asmiley: What?
Daniel: You’re not always right.
13jay: What do you mean?
Daniel: Jack’s not the only one to get hurt sometimes.
Asmiley: Well we have to try to look like we’re being fair to Jack.
Daniel: Why?
13jay: Because we don’t want the Jack fans to mob us.
Jack: He-he.
Asmiley: Don’t he-he us. You don’t want to cross us. And you know it Jack.
Jack: Oh fine!
13jay: Now it’s my turn to say I don’t know what to write.
Asmiley: This is supposed to be an SG-1 fic too you know, not just LOTR.
13jay: Yeah I know.
Jack: What’s up with that?
13jay: It’s easier to do LOTR characters because it takes place in Middle Earth.
Asmiley: Well this was your idea.
13jay: Don’t get me started.
Asmiley: I want you to get started.
13jay: Grr. That’s not what I meant and you know it!
Asmiley: It’s just harder because we’re not wumping Jack a million times like we usually would.
13jay: Yeah we shouldn’t have made that rule in the beginning.
Jack: Not like I haven’t been wumped enough already.
Asmiley: Well who asked you?
Jack: The Easter bunny.
Asmiley: Really? Where? Where!
Jack: It’s just a figure of speech.
Asmiley: Aww you’re no fun. I wanted to meet the Easter Bunny!
13jay: You mean you haven’t met the Easter bunny?
Asmiley: No I mean we’ve talked over the phone about a million times but we’ve never met in person because he’s a very busy bunny.
13jay: Wow. I still can’t believe you haven’t met the Easter Bunny.
Asmiley: Just get back to the fic would you?
13jay: Sure No prob.



Much more on the way!

[Status]

:lol: You go! :lol:

[13jay]

Scene 10: The Truth Be Told

Sauruman: Mirror, mirror on the wall who’s the fairest of them all?
Faramir: Snow White is still the fairest in the land.
Sauruman: What!? How can that be when she is dead?!?
Faramir: Tee-hee stupid queen who thinks he knows everything, she still lives.
Sauruman: What did you just say?!?
Faramir: You are going deaf too? You’ve got some problems besides the bearded lady look.
Sauruman: Why I ought to… (Tries to use magic on the mirror and nothing happens.)
Faramir: Were you trying to do something?
Sauruman: Umm... yeah. Why didn’t anything happen?
Faramir: I thought we already went over this.
Saruman: When?
Faramir: Oh yeah right I keep forgetting you’re the queen. Hee-hee hee-hee!
Sauruman: Yeah I’m the queen, so what?
Faramir: Hee-hee! I know something you don’t know! I know something you don’t know!
Sauruman: By order of the queen I demand that you tell me something I don’t know.
Faramir: The fair Snow White is still alive.
Sauruman: How can that be, when I have her heart as proof that the hunter killed her?
Faramir: You idiot! That is the heart of a pig.

[Asmiley]

scene 11 to be posted soon. now that we've finished this we'll just take turns posting the rest of it. feel free to make comments on our story. please? we'd love to hear what you think of it.