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21st August 2003, 08:53 PM
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| lost in Time  Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Illinois
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| Well I just wanted this fic to keep going so I'm puttin git up today.  Scene five Sauruman’s Folly Sauruman: ( Enters in a hurry) Are they back yet? I still can’t find the last scene of my script. 13jay: We are still working on the last scene. Besides you don’t really want to see the last scene your in. Sauruman: Why won’t you tell me what happens? Asmiley: You reeeeeally don’t want to know. Sauruman: Yes I do. Merry: No, you don’t. Sauruman: Why not? Pippin: Well, because… Bilbo/Asmiley/13jay: Sshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Pippin: What? He should know. Merry: No he shouldn’t. (Sauruman grabs his staff and looks at everyone menacingly.) Sam: Don’t you go tryin’ to turn us into nothin’ unnatural now. 13jay: Don’t be giving him any ideas, Sam. Asmiley: It’s not like he has any powers here anyways. Sauruman: What!? 13jay: Oh yeah, I almost forgot about that. Though it’s still not good to be giving him any ideas, he might hurt himself. Sauruman: Hey! 13jay: Hay is for horses. Asmiley: A horse he is! *poof!* (Sauruman turns into a horse) Asmiley: He-he actually he’d be better more related to Jack… *poof! * (Sauruman turns into a donkey.) Jack: Hey! 13jay: (laughs so hard she falls over laughing. when she finally gets back up again she says) Wait a minute Hay isn’t for donkeys. Asmiley: Who says? 13jay: I say cuz this is my fic. Besides I regret the fact he has to be turned back because we do need him for the fic later. Asmiley: Aww gee do I have too? 13jay: Unfortunately Yeah, you do. Asmiley: Aww okay then. *Snaps fingers twice and Sauruman is his old self again.* Sauruman: Now that was quite uncalled for! Asmiley: I thought just the opposite. Sauruman: Well two can play at this game! *raises his staff and chants a spell.* (Nothing happens) Sauruman: Um what’s going on? That should have worked! Asmiley ought to be a tiny little goldfish flopping on the ground by now! 13jay: As long as this fic is going on you have no power. Sauruman: Now that’s not fair! 13jay: Who said anything about this being a fair fic for you? Sauruman: Why me? Asmiley: Cuz it’s funny! Sauruman: No it’s not. 13jay: Believe me it is! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ He-he brill in my opinion but I helped write it so I 'm suposed to like it. what do you think?   :rolly2: |
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5th September 2003, 09:07 PM
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| Glompler of Doom  Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Rhode Island
Posts: 207
| Glad you like it and here's some more: Scene Six: Mirror, Mirror on the Wall Sauruman: Mirror, Mirror on the wall who’s the fairest of them all? Faramir: It’s (hee-hee) you Oh queen of the Amazons. Sauruman: What? Faramir: He-he. I mean you Oh great Queen of Sheba. Sauruman: What! Faramir: I mean you are your grace. Sauruman: That’s better. (Samantha Carter passes by the door to the room they are in.) Faramir: Wait. No I take that back! There is one who is fairer than you. Well actually that’s an understatement. Sauruman: What?!?!?! Faramir: Snow White is a hundred, no, no, ten thousand times fairer than thou. Sauruman: Nooooo! I can’t let this happen! Snow White must die! Wait a queen can’t be caught killing a princess. What must I do? Hmm. Faramir: Don’t ask me I’m not telling you. Sauruman: Very well I’ll call in my hunter to dispose of the problem. Hunter?! (Gollum comes in wearing a green cap with a little red feather in it.) Gollum: Yessss Massster? Sauruman: Would you stop it with the master stuff? I’m a queen! (The mirror bursts out laughing) Sauruman: Will you stop that! Faramir: Sorry I couldn’t help it. He-he. I know something you don’t know! I know something you don’t know! Sauruman: Come again??? Faramir: You heard me. Sauruman: Well tell me something I don’t know! Faramir: Uh-uh. It’s for me to know and for you to find out! Sauruman: Silence! Faramir: My lips are sealed. Faramir Narrator: The queen, he-he, turns to the hunter and says… Sauruman: I want you to go out, kill Snow White, and bring me her heart. Gollum: No problem Masssster! Sauruman: I told you not to call me that! Faramir narrator: He-he. The hunter goes and finds snow white and tells her to run away because the Queen is trying to kill her. Then he finds a pig and kills it and brings the heart of it to the queen. The queen is satisfied with this as Snow White’s heart. Gollum: I did no sssuch thingssss. You nasssty paleface. Faramir: You did so. Gollum: I didn’st. Faramir: You did. ~~~~~~~~ Lovely, isn't it? And much more to come... |
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10th September 2003, 05:16 PM
| #23 (permalink) |
| lost in Time Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Illinois
Posts: 9,373
|  well only becuase I'm in the mood. Scene seven: Snow White and the Seven Dwarves??? Carter narrator: So I ran deep into the woods until I couldn’t run anymore. Then I came to a small cottage… Sam Carter: la-la-la-la-la. Oh My! What a quaint little cottage. I wonder who lives inside. Carter narrator: So I went in to investigate and no one was home. Sam Carter: Ooh no one’s home I think I’ll go in and look around. Oh look! What’s that on the table? Seven bowls of porridge? Wait a minute what’s porridge? Oh well it looks edible. Asmiley narrator: She tries a taste from the first bowl it’s too hot. She tries a taste of the second bowl and it’s too cold. She tries a taste of each bowl but only the very last one tasted just right; which since she was hungry she finished it off. Sam carter: Yummmmmmy! Asmiley Narrator: She cleans up and decides to clean the whole house. Sam Carter: What a mess! This house just cannot be this messy. It’s the least I can do after having such an interesting meal. 13jay Narrator: She cleans the place from top to bottom. Then she feels awfully tired and looks for someplace to lie down. She finds such a place upstairs. Sam Carter: Aww look at the tiny beds… Asmiley Narrator: She lays down over five of them and falls asleep. Just then the owners from the house are on their way home from work. Jack: Hi –Ho! Merry: Not now Grumpy, that’s only when we go to work. Jack: Geez I only felt like singing. I really don’t know why. So leave me alone! Daniel: Doe be such a grub grubby. Jack: Why shouldn’t I be? It’s my name isn’t it? Pippin: (laughs) You’re name is grubby? I thought it was Grumpy. (Teal’c nods with a goofy grin. Sleepy stops walking and begins snoring. Grumpy bumps into him.) Jack: Wake up! You’re holding up the line! Frodo: Huh what? Oh sorry. (Yawns) Jack: Don’t OH SORRY me! Just keep going! Frodo: Oh—Kaaay. You don’t have to yell… (Yawns as he falls into the wheelbarrow of diamonds and goes back to sleep.) Jack: Why do I always get to push the wheelbarrow when he falls in? Pippin: I thought you liked pushing Sleepy around. Jack: Pushing around him and the diamonds in it makes me sleepy. Asmiley narrator: From the wheelbarrow a noise is made and they hear… Frodo: But I’m Sleepy. (Yawn, snore) Jack: He’s awake! Get up! Walk on your own two feet for a change! Samwise: Now, Now. Be gentle. You let him sleep. I wouldn’t mind pushing for a while. Jack: You’re such a softie. Samwise: (blushes) Aww stop it. Asmiley Narrator: They arrive at home and go in. They all gasp. Merry: We’ve been robbed! Asmiley Narrator: They search around to see what was stolen and instead they find things neat and put away. Sleepy finds a couch pillow and falls asleep. Jack: Oh great. I don’t know how he can sleep at a time like this. Asmiley Narrator: Happy looks in the kitchen first. A scream is heard and all six “dwarves” run in to see what the matter is. Pippin: The dishes are all here and washed! Merry: And all our porridge has been reheated on the stove. Samwise: Amazing. Pippin: Yeah a burglar that cleans and cooks. Maybe we should get robbed more often. 13jay narrator: Everyone looks at Happy as if he was nuts. They continue searching the house. Sleepy goes to check the bedroom upstairs and finds a stranger’s feet in his bed. He runs back down the stairs. Frodo: There’s a two headed monster in my bed!!! Merry: What?!? Frodo: You heard me! Jack: Yeah no kidding, everyone from here to the end of the world heard that. Merry: Sssssssshhh! Pippin: (Whispers) You sure you weren’t dreaming? Frodo: That was no dream that was a nightmare! Jack: It’s all in your head. Frodo: Well why don’t you come and see for your self! Grumpy: (Mumbles) Whatever. Merry: Ssssshhh! Daniel: (Whispers) Bere’s a beak. Samwise: Huh? Merry: He said there’s a leak …wait a minute... Samwise: What leak? Pippin: So is anybody going to see what is upstairs? 13jay narrator: They all look at each other with scared expressions on their faces. And decide to all go up the stairs together. They get to the bedroom door and push Grumpy forward. Snow White turns over in her sleep. And the “dwarves” hide behind the headboards of their beds. Daniel: Ahhh… aaaah…CHOO! Sam Carter: (Yawns, stretches, and looks toward the “dwarves”.) Oh! You’re home! Merry: Who are you? Pippin: Are you a burglar? Sam Carter: Oh no! What gave you that idea? I’m Snow White. And who are all of you? Merry: I am— Sam Carter: No… let me guess. You’re Doc. (Snow White points at Merry. Happy nods with a smile.) And you’re Happy. (Pippin nods.) Daniel: Ahh… Ahh… (Happy holds Sneezy’s nose.) Thag you. Sam Carter: You must be Sneezy. Frodo: (Yawns loudly.) Sam Carter: You must be Sleepy. And you (points at Bashful)… Samwise: (blushes and trys to hide behind his hat.) Sam Carter: Are Bashful. Jack: Big deal she is reading our names off the tops of our beds. Sam Carter: Well you must be Grumpy. And that leaves you. (Points at Dopey.) Teal’c: (Nods vigorously.) Sam Carter: They call you Dopey. Merry: Why are you here, Snow White? Asmiley narrator: Snow White explains that she is a princess who has been living with an evil queen ever since her father was lost in Moria. And that the queen was trying to kill her for reasons unknown to her and that the hunter had warned her so she ran until she found their cottage. Jack: I still don’t trust her. Asmiley narrator: That night they celebrate Snow White coming into their lives. Even Grumpy joins in the fun. |
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