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| Xena: Warrior Princess Tall dark kick ass babe in short leather skirt, followed by another beauty in scant leather, saves the innocent and helps the needy while teaching bad boys and psycho-barbies a lesson! (Violence and bad language always a possibility!) |
26th September 2002, 02:15 PM
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| Keeper of the Gate  Join Date: May 2002 Location: Belgium
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| Joxer's song! Hey hello there! We are two friends who are looking for the text of Joxer's song, you know ... Joxer the mighty, he's so tighty....etc! Can anybody help us, please? Falcon Horus and Aset |
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27th September 2002, 03:11 AM
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| Nymphet Connoisseur Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: the deep south, home of Hootie, Strom Thurmond, Vanna White and Donna Rice!
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| Straight from "Whoosh!" - although I know these anyway: Original version (from "For Him the Bell Tolls") Joxer the Mighty Roams through the countryside He never needs a place to hide With Gabby as his sidekick Fighting with her little stick Righting wrongs and singing songs Being mighty all day long He's Joxer—he's Joxer the Mighty! Oohhhhhh— He's Joxer the Mighty He's really tidy Everybody likes him 'Cause he has a funny grin Joxer— Joxer the Mighty! Joxer the Mighty He's very tidy Everyone admires him He's so handsome it's a sin When you're in jeopardy Don't call the cavalry There's a better remedy (Although he doesn't work for free) He's every man's trusty, He's every woman's fantasy, Plus he's goo-oood company He's Joxer— I'm Joxer the Mighty! Blood—valour—and victory! Ha-HA! Joxer the Mighty He's very tidy Everyone admires him He's so handsome it's a sin When things get grim He'll take it on the chin If you're in jeopardy Caused by the enemy Don't call the cavalry There's a better remedy (Although he doesn't work for free!) He's every man's trusty, He's every woman's fantasy, Plus he's goo-oood company Look out! He's Joxer-- Joxer the Mighty! Joxer the Mighty!!! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Bordello" version (from "Warrior Priestess Tramp") TROLLOPS: Joxer the Mighty, Master of virility, Every woman wants him Je's so sexy it's a sin If you want a special tryst He's the man you can't resist By every measure he's a prize JOXER: Just check out my shoe size! Ha-ha! TROLLOPS: Joxer the Mighty, Captain of debauchery, Never seems to get enough Of our tantalizing stuff If you need some company, With Joxer there's a guarantee JOXER: Of the highest potency! TROLLOP: Heck, I'd even work for free! LEAH: Take your filthy hands off me! ALL: He's Joxer— Joxer the Mighty! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Illusia" version (from "The Bitter Suite") Joxer the Mighty, Master of geography, Here to guide you on your way, Stick with me—you'll never stray, If you're in a land that's new, I'm the man who'll get you through, Even if you're slightly nude— I'm Joxer, Joxer the Mighty! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Annie's version (from "Deja Vu All Over Again") Annie, Banannie She kicks fanny! Dangerous with sword and knife, Learned her skills in that past life! Never will you outfox her, She's as good as all Joxer! I'm Annie, I'm Annie the Mighty! |
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