Favorite Firefly Quotes

[Tabitha]

Another great one from the Train Job:

Jayne:
You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with till you understand who's in rutting command here

ROFLMAO!

[Hal Jordan]

I got a lot of favorites and most of 'em you've already listed. But my favorite favorite one definitely has to be: No power in the 'verse can stop me.

There's a few words/phrases that I tend to use some times but not often, so I thought I'd include them here:

- shiny!
- coulda shoulda woulda
- ruttin'
- time for some thrilling heroics

Oh! And those chinese cuss phrases were cool too:

- Mal: "Ching-wah tsao duh liou mahng."
frog-riding bastard (Ariel)

- Wash: “Tai-kong suo-yo duh shing-chiou doh sai-jin wuh dhu pee-goo!”
everything in space is stuffed up my butt (War Stories)

[Hatshepsut]

From Trash:

Mal - sitting alone in the desert with not a stitch on:

Yup... that went well.




Parting shot of River to Jayne: Oh, and I can kill you with my mind.

:lol:

Best wishes,
Hatshepsut - who would like a copy of the script of the whole episode. :wave:
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[Lonewolf89]

Anyone looking for scripts try Good Myth:

http://firefly.shriftweb.org/index.shtml

It has a lot of transcripts. I don't think it has any past ep. 12 though.

[Hatshepsut]

Whoa! Great resource site. Thank you very much for the rec., Lonewolf.

Best wishes,
Hatshepsut :wave:
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[Lonewolf89]

No problem, Hatshepsut.

[Trunks]

~saw an episode but doesnt know what its called~
i couldn't find any of the quotes in it so i dunno but i dunno the chracter names so if any1 wants to fill me in just tell me

Zoe: This plan is only spectacle
Guy: I Dont know these people and i dont care to help em
Captain: There whores
Guy: I'm In!


Doctor: Lets get you lying down
Guy (Same Guy i think with whore): Now that sounds like a plan!!

[Hatshepsut]

:lol: The guy was Jayne, and the ep was 'Heart(s?) of Gold' IIRC.

Great ep.

Best wishes,
Hatshepsut :wave:
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[Trunks]

heh yay!!!
well im catchin odd eps here and there as theres 1 tonite im taping it (going out for my b-day) so ill eventually get to know who every1 is

[Rik_the_Riff]

MY favourite quote would be any time when ching su de doh ma li Chinese gets inserted (I made that bit up - though I do plan to learn). It's not only quite amusing, it's also a really good idea and an interesting point.

Rik

[Maria8475]

Some more that stayed with me.

Shindig
Kaylee: Is that him?
Mal: That's the buffet table.
Kaylee: Well, how can we be sure unless we question it?

Jaynestown
Simon after seeing Jayne's statue: This must be what going mad feels like.
And during the "hero of canton" song: No, this must be what going mad feels like.

Our Mrs. Reynolds
Inara: So, explain to me again why Zoe wasn't in the dress.
Mal: Tactics, woman. Needed her in the back. Besides, those soft cotton dressed feel kinda nice. There's a whole airflow.

Book: If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell-a level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theatre.

Ariel
Wash: So, two days in a hospital? That's awful. Don't you just hate doctors?
Simon: Hey!
Wash: I mean, present company excluded.
Jayne: Let's not be excluding people. That'd be rude.

Heart of Gold
Inara: It sounds like the sort of thing this crew can handle. I can't guarantee they'll handle it particularly well, but --
Nandi: If they got guns, and brains at all...
Inara: They have guns.

Mal: I swear to you, it's like money and good taste are inversely proportional.
Inara: That might make you the most tasteful man I've ever met.
Mal: Funny.

Mal: Well, lady I must say...you're my kinda stupid.

Jayne: Whoa now, girl, that's just plain dirty--
Mal: Jayne...you aware your radio's transmittin'? Cause I ain't feelin' particular girlish or dirty at the moment.

[obcooke]

Actually one of my newest favorite Firefly qoutes wasn't on Firefly, it was on "Bones".

One of the scientists had built a small robot and another said –

“He's like you, tell him to turn - he stops, tell him to stop - he turns, tell him to take out the garbage - and he watches reruns of Firefly.”

A nice homage to Joss from David Boreanaz’s new show.

[Brys]

Originally Posted by Tabitha

Another great one from the Train Job:

Jayne:
You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with till you understand who's in rutting command here

ROFLMAO!

That's one of my favourites. There are so many great quotes from Firefly though.

In Serenity (pilot episode, not film):

Wash: We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... "This Land."

Mal: If anyone gets nosy, just, you know... shoot 'em.
Zoe: Shoot 'em?
Mal: Politely.

In the Train Job:

Mal: Now, this is all the money Niska gave us in advance. You bring it back to him. Tell him the job didn't work out. We're not thieves. But we are thieves. Point is, we're not talking what's his.

Bushwacked:
Wash: Oh my God. What can it be? We're all doomed! Who's flying this thing? Oh, right, that would be me. Uh, back to work.

Out of Gas:
Mal: Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die.
Zoe: 'Cause it's a deathtrap

River: You're afraid we're going to run out of air. That we'll die gasping. (pause) But we won't. That's not going to happen. We'll freeze to death first.

Objects in Space:
Wash: Psychic, though? That sounds like something out of science fiction.
Zoe: We live in a space ship, dear.

That's only a few of my favourites - there are a lot more, but it would take a long time to put them all here.

BTW: Great that there's a Firefly subforum now!

[Brown Rat]

Just reading this thread makes me giddy!

Not much left that hasn't been already quoted, so I'll just second the "morbid and creepifying" and third the "terrifying space monkeys."

[Joel007]

I love the "My God its hideous! Oh, and there's something in a jar."