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X-Files and Lone Gunmen Conspiracy or Monster of the Week, walk with Mulder, Scully, Doggett, Reyes, Skinner, and The Lone Gunmen as they explore the fascinating section of the F.B.I. containing the X-Files.


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Old 22nd September 2002, 03:39 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Things you'll never hear on the X-Files

We have these in Star Wars and a few other places so why not here?

Krycek: "Sure, we could have these people killed to protect what they know...but isn't that a little harsh?"

CSM: "Well, Agent Mulder...you caught us. We'll cooperate fully, of course. What would you like to know?"

Scully: "No, sir. Agent Mulder was mistaken. I believe it was bigfoot."

Mulder: "I'm so glad that you had a scientific explanation Scully."
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Old 22nd September 2002, 04:26 PM   #2 (permalink)
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"Well, that made sense"
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Old 22nd September 2002, 04:49 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Those were excellent Diamond. :lol:


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Old 23rd September 2002, 01:13 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Mulder: "Scully are you ok?"
Scully: "No Mulder I am not ok and I need your help."

Scully: "Why dont you shut up with the whole feel-sorry-for-me-my-sister-was-abducted act? That was so 3 years ago."

Scully: "Frohikie what are you up to tonight?"
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Old 23rd September 2002, 05:14 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Hehehe LOL at the Frohike one!!!!


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Old 24th September 2002, 04:45 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Diamond - LOVE the Frohike one!!

i can't think of any right now - but i'll have to come back.
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Old 24th September 2002, 07:43 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Mulder to Scully: I think we should just be friends.
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Old 25th September 2002, 02:14 AM   #8 (permalink)
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Scully - Mulder, i'm sick of all the flirting and sexual innuendos. Wanna do the wild thing on Skinners desk?
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Old 25th September 2002, 05:19 PM   #9 (permalink)
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LOL those were funny. :lol:


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Do ya have any ur good self Annette?

Scully - Mulder look! An alien!
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Old 25th September 2002, 05:28 PM   #11 (permalink)
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One off the top of my head.

Skinner to Krycek: Oops my gun seems to have gone off and shot you.


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Old 25th September 2002, 07:36 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Hehe

Diana Fowley - Scully, to show you just how much i'm really not an evil hell-bitch, i would like for you to be with Mulder - you're the one he really loves.
Scully - Nah thanks, i dont want your leftovers

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Old 26th September 2002, 01:07 AM   #13 (permalink)
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Langly: Kennedy assasinated by a government conspiracy? Get out of here!

Mulder: So what about it Frohike? You still want my porn collection cause I'm throwing it out.
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Old 15th October 2002, 12:21 AM   #14 (permalink)
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Scully (squeeling) - Oh my God, Mulder! How cute is that alien!

Scully - Hey Skinner! Mulders busy searchin' for the truth, you wanna do the wild thing?
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Scully: I'm not up to doing an autopsy right now.

Mulder: Fine, I doubt it would have any bearing on the case anyway!
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