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SadieMay · 10th August 2002, 04:23 PM

This may have been posted here before, and on other boards, but they're just so damn funny!!!

Aragorn: "You have my sword."
Legolas: "And my bow."
Gimli: "And my pants."

Boromir: "Gondor has no pants. Gondor needs no pants."

Aragorn: "You cannot commit this..."
Arwen: "It is mine to give to whom I will. Like my pants."

Aragorn: "Boromir! Give the pants back to Frodo."
Boromir: "As you wish. I care not."

Gimli: "Then it has all been in vain. The Fellowship has failed."
Aragorn: "Not if we hold true to our pants. Travel light. Let's hunt some pants!"

Boromir: "And what would a ranger know of this matter?"
Legolas: "This is no mere ranger, he is Aragorn, son of Arathorn, you owe him your pants"

Galadriel: "Even the smallest pants can change the course of the future."

Frodo: "I will take them! I will take the pants. Though, I do not know the way."

Elrond: "Gandalf! The pants cannot stay in Rivendell."

Sam: "You've been in to Farmer Maggot's pants!"

Boromir: "For pity's sake! Give them some pants."

Arwen: "What's this? A ranger, caught out of his pants?"

Bilbo: "And then, the sun crept over the trees...and turned them all to PANTS!"

Gandalf: "And what about this ring of yours, is that staying?"
Bibo: "Yes, yes, it's in an envelope over there on the mantlepiece. No, wait, it's right here in my pants."

Elf: "That dwarf breathes so loud we could have shot him in the pants."

Legolas · 10th August 2002, 04:39 PM

pants! oh thats funny...

Boromir - I would have followed you, my brother. My captain. My pants.

Aragorn - No, Boromir. You fought bravely. You have kept your pants

Boromir - Leave it! It is over. The pants of Men will fall

Uruk-Hai:
Find the pants! Find the pants!
:flash:

SadieMay · 10th August 2002, 05:34 PM

Gandalf: "There is only one Lord of the Ring...and he does not share pants!"

SadieMay · 10th August 2002, 05:35 PM

and...

Frodo: "Gandalf, what's the elvish word for pants?"

Gandalf: "Smellon"

:lol:

ray gower · 10th August 2002, 06:05 PM

Just 'pants'!

Jessa · 11th August 2002, 08:22 PM

:lol: :laugh2:

Jessa · 11th August 2002, 08:34 PM

Saruman: So you have chosen pants

Gandalf: so these are the long awaited pants

Legolas · 12th August 2002, 04:15 PM

Pants of a Took! Throw yourself down there next time and spare us your pants! - Gandalf

The world has changed, I feel it in the water, the feel it in the earth, I smell it in the pants. - Galadriel

You owe him your pants! - Legolas

:flash:

SadieMay · 12th August 2002, 07:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Legolas

The world has changed, I feel it in the water, the feel it in the earth, I smell it in the pants. - Galadriel

Ugh man!!!

Diamond9697 · 18th September 2002, 04:18 PM

Bilbo: I don't know half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as pants.

Gandalf: Confound it all Samwise Gamgee! Have you been pantsdropping?
Sam: I ain't been droppin no pants sir, honest!

keltikkitty · 28th September 2002, 01:11 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Diamond9697
Gandalf: Confound it all Samwise Gamgee! Have you been pantsdropping?
Sam: I ain't been droppin no pants sir, honest!

:laugh2: :laugh2:

lets see if I can do this now. I don't think its been said but I may be wrong

"I think really Bilbo preferred slipping off quietly in the end," said Gandalf,
"Don't be too troubled. He'll be all right now. He left pants for you.
There it is!"
Frodo took the pants from the mantelpiece, and glanced at it,
but did not open it.
"You'll find his will and all the other documents in there, I think,"
said the wizard.
"You are the master of pants now. And also, I fancy, you'll find a golden ring."

keltikkitty:aliengray

Diamond9697 · 28th September 2002, 01:47 AM

:rolly2:

Boromir: I ask only for the strength to defend my pants.

Gollum: It came to me on my birthday...it is mine....my own...my....pantsssss

keltikkitty · 3rd October 2002, 12:10 AM

'One Pant to rule them all, One Pant to find them,
One Pant to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.'

Of course it sounds better as

'One Pair of pants to rule them all, One pair of pants to find them,
One pair of pants to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.'

keltikkitty:aliengray

Diamond9697 · 3rd October 2002, 03:17 PM

*snickers*

Galadriel: There is nothing we can do for Frodo. The quest will claim his pants.

Leyla · 3rd October 2002, 09:22 PM

'Let's hunt some pants.'

10th August 2002, 04:23 PM	#1 (permalink)
SadieMay BOO! Join Date: May 2002 Location: UK Posts: 41	Hehe..comedy at it's best This may have been posted here before, and on other boards, but they're just so damn funny!!! Aragorn: "You have my sword." Legolas: "And my bow." Gimli: "And my pants." Boromir: "Gondor has no pants. Gondor needs no pants." Aragorn: "You cannot commit this..." Arwen: "It is mine to give to whom I will. Like my pants." Aragorn: "Boromir! Give the pants back to Frodo." Boromir: "As you wish. I care not." Gimli: "Then it has all been in vain. The Fellowship has failed." Aragorn: "Not if we hold true to our pants. Travel light. Let's hunt some pants!" Boromir: "And what would a ranger know of this matter?" Legolas: "This is no mere ranger, he is Aragorn, son of Arathorn, you owe him your pants" Galadriel: "Even the smallest pants can change the course of the future." Frodo: "I will take them! I will take the pants. Though, I do not know the way." Elrond: "Gandalf! The pants cannot stay in Rivendell." Sam: "You've been in to Farmer Maggot's pants!" Boromir: "For pity's sake! Give them some pants." Arwen: "What's this? A ranger, caught out of his pants?" Bilbo: "And then, the sun crept over the trees...and turned them all to PANTS!" Gandalf: "And what about this ring of yours, is that staying?" Bibo: "Yes, yes, it's in an envelope over there on the mantlepiece. No, wait, it's right here in my pants." Elf: "That dwarf breathes so loud we could have shot him in the pants."

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10th August 2002, 04:39 PM	#2 (permalink)
Legolas something more magical Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: In a giant Oak tree in a forest not too far away... Posts: 3,970	pants! oh thats funny... Boromir - I would have followed you, my brother. My captain. My pants. Aragorn - No, Boromir. You fought bravely. You have kept your pants Boromir - Leave it! It is over. The pants of Men will fall Uruk-Hai: Find the pants! Find the pants! :flash:

10th August 2002, 05:34 PM	#3 (permalink)
SadieMay BOO! Join Date: May 2002 Location: UK Posts: 41	Gandalf: "There is only one Lord of the Ring...and he does not share pants!"

10th August 2002, 05:35 PM	#4 (permalink)
SadieMay BOO! Join Date: May 2002 Location: UK Posts: 41	and... Frodo: "Gandalf, what's the elvish word for pants?" Gandalf: "Smellon" :lol:

10th August 2002, 06:05 PM	#5 (permalink)
ray gower Registered User Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Gwynedd Posts: 3,582	Just 'pants'!

11th August 2002, 08:22 PM	#6 (permalink)
Jessa aka Padfoot Join Date: May 2001 Location: can't remember. if i don't know if i'm human, what makes u think i can remember where i live? Posts: 3,424	:lol: :laugh2:

11th August 2002, 08:34 PM	#7 (permalink)
Jessa aka Padfoot Join Date: May 2001 Location: can't remember. if i don't know if i'm human, what makes u think i can remember where i live? Posts: 3,424	Saruman: So you have chosen pants Gandalf: so these are the long awaited pants

12th August 2002, 04:15 PM	#8 (permalink)
Legolas something more magical Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: In a giant Oak tree in a forest not too far away... Posts: 3,970	Pants of a Took! Throw yourself down there next time and spare us your pants! - Gandalf The world has changed, I feel it in the water, the feel it in the earth, I smell it in the pants. - Galadriel You owe him your pants! - Legolas :flash:

18th September 2002, 04:18 PM	#10 (permalink)
Diamond9697 Lookin Good Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Washington State Posts: 1,872	Bilbo: I don't know half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as pants. Gandalf: Confound it all Samwise Gamgee! Have you been pantsdropping? Sam: I ain't been droppin no pants sir, honest!

28th September 2002, 01:47 AM	#12 (permalink)
Diamond9697 Lookin Good Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Washington State Posts: 1,872	:rolly2: Boromir: I ask only for the strength to defend my pants. Gollum: It came to me on my birthday...it is mine....my own...my....pantsssss

3rd October 2002, 12:10 AM	#13 (permalink)
keltikkitty Got the tiger by the tail Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: North Carolina Posts: 274	'One Pant to rule them all, One Pant to find them, One Pant to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.' Of course it sounds better as 'One Pair of pants to rule them all, One pair of pants to find them, One pair of pants to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.' keltikkitty:aliengray

3rd October 2002, 03:17 PM	#14 (permalink)
Diamond9697 Lookin Good Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Washington State Posts: 1,872	snickers Galadriel: There is nothing we can do for Frodo. The quest will claim his pants.

3rd October 2002, 09:22 PM	#15 (permalink)
Leyla The Great and Powerful Oz Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: UK Posts: 96	'Let's hunt some pants.'