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Old 30th July 2002, 01:04 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Talking Star Wars Riddle
OK, here goes-


Why do Jedi always grow up to be so big and strong?




















oh boy












ready for this?









here goes
























Because their mothers always FORCE feed them

BWAAAHHHHAAAHHHAAA

um, OK- sorry- still early-must get coffee.......
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Old 31st July 2002, 12:31 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Oookaaaay...

What's a Jedi's favorite car?












(almost as cheesey, but hey....





my friend's brother thought this one up when he was 15)





So, do you know yet?


What's a Jedi's favorite car?



(here goes)


A Toy-Yoda
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Old 6th August 2002, 02:48 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Excellent (to both jokes)! I'm laughing my butt off!:rolly2:
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Old 18th January 2003, 12:21 AM   #4 (permalink)
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hahah thats great u guys got any more??:rolly2: :rolly2:
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Old 9th April 2003, 04:38 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Anyone?
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Old 9th April 2003, 09:22 AM   #6 (permalink)
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only if you insist....
What do you call a robot that always takes the longest route round ?
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R2 detour !
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Old 9th April 2003, 01:12 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Ooh- that was baaaaad
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Old 9th April 2003, 08:30 PM   #8 (permalink)
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lol very nice Dave:rolly2:
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Old 13th August 2004, 08:49 PM   #9 (permalink)
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How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker was getting for Christmas?














wait for it...















He felt his presents.
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Old 14th August 2004, 01:37 AM   #10 (permalink)
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decent dave:rolly2:
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Old 14th August 2004, 10:38 AM   #11 (permalink)
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So, anyone got any more?
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Old 14th August 2004, 11:35 AM   #12 (permalink)
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Why shouldn't you insult an alien at Mos Eisley?



















You might hurt his feelers.
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Old 17th August 2004, 07:32 PM   #13 (permalink)
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What did Obi Wan tell Luke when he couldn’t use his chopsticks?

































Use the forks!
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Old 23rd August 2004, 03:31 AM   #14 (permalink)
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lol, are u guys making theese up or getting them from somewhere:rolly2:
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Old 27th August 2004, 01:58 AM   #15 (permalink)
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Luke and Obi Wan are back in the Mos Eisley bar, but Luke doesn't now what he should order from the Australian barman.

"Try the 4X, try the 4X" says Obi Wan.
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