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Yoda · 8th October 2004, 09:02 PM

Did you hear about the Jedi English teacher who told his class: "Metaphors be with you."

What do you call a Jedi who works in a glass shop?
Mace Window.

What do you call a Jedi cow?
MOO-ke Skywalker.

Dave · 8th October 2004, 10:49 PM

Why did Darth Vader turn down streaky bacon from the butchers?
Because the Empire likes back!

Annette · 11th October 2004, 07:41 PM

LOL these are getting worse but they are still funny :lol:

annette

timdgreat · 20th October 2004, 04:52 AM

yeah annettes right they are getting worse

:rolly2:

Yoda · 28th November 2004, 09:04 AM

Knock knock
Who's there?
Yoda
Yoda who?
Yoda want to let me in, don't you? It's just that I've got two tickets for Attack of the Clones and I thought you might like to come!

What did Ben say to Luke when he bought some funny tasting chips?
Use the sauce, Luke.

What are Chewbacca's favourite biscuits?
Chocolate chip wookiees.

What is a bounty hunter's favourite cheese?
Boba Feta

What is a bounty hunter's favourite pasta?
Boba Fettuccine

What does Yoda do when he's constipated?
Use the Force.

But what if he still can't go? Does he keep trying?
Try not. Do or do not. There is no try!

What did the Queen of Naboo's tailor say as he showed off his latest collection?
Amidala them myself!

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Watto
Watto who?
Watto you playing at, 20 questions? Just let me in, will you?!

How did Samuel L Jackson freshen up after a hard day's filming?
He used a Mace Windu cleaner.

Why aren't Wookiees hunted for their meat?
It tends to be rather Chewie.

What's Jabba the Hutt's favourite ice-cream?
A rancornetto.

What's the difference between Sand People and dentists?
One are Tusken Raiders... while the other are nasty bandit-type people who live on Tatooine.

Why was Luke scared of the wampa?
He didn't know that it would turn out to be fairly armless.

timdgreat · 7th December 2004, 03:58 AM

yup definetly getting worse

:rolly2:

Yoda · 3rd March 2005, 11:45 AM

Where does Qui-Gon keep his jam?

In a Jar Jar.

timdgreat · 9th March 2005, 03:32 PM

ewww:dead: :rolly2:

HeyLynny · 31st March 2005, 02:11 AM

This is some of the funniest stuff I've read in a long time!!!!!!!

Yoda · 31st March 2005, 09:35 AM

How does Luke get to Mos Eisley when his landspeeder breaks down?

He uses the Horse.

timdgreat · 1st April 2005, 04:21 AM

lol, not bad yoda:rolly2:

20th October 2004, 04:52 AM	#34 (permalink)
timdgreat For the Emperor Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Alexandria VA, USA(Washington DC u idiots) Posts: 3,093	yeah annettes right they are getting worse:rolly2:

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8th October 2004, 09:02 PM	#31 (permalink)
Yoda Jedi Knight Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 237	Did you hear about the Jedi English teacher who told his class: "Metaphors be with you." What do you call a Jedi who works in a glass shop? Mace Window. What do you call a Jedi cow? MOO-ke Skywalker.

8th October 2004, 10:49 PM	#32 (permalink)
Dave Wherever I Am, I'm There Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Greater London Posts: 11,602	Why did Darth Vader turn down streaky bacon from the butchers? Because the Empire likes back!

11th October 2004, 07:41 PM	#33 (permalink)
Annette This is Star - my honey!! Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: West Midlands Posts: 5,944	LOL these are getting worse but they are still funny :lol: annette

28th November 2004, 09:04 AM	#35 (permalink)
Yoda Jedi Knight Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 237	Knock knock Who's there? Yoda Yoda who? Yoda want to let me in, don't you? It's just that I've got two tickets for Attack of the Clones and I thought you might like to come! What did Ben say to Luke when he bought some funny tasting chips? Use the sauce, Luke. What are Chewbacca's favourite biscuits? Chocolate chip wookiees. What is a bounty hunter's favourite cheese? Boba Feta What is a bounty hunter's favourite pasta? Boba Fettuccine What does Yoda do when he's constipated? Use the Force. But what if he still can't go? Does he keep trying? Try not. Do or do not. There is no try! What did the Queen of Naboo's tailor say as he showed off his latest collection? Amidala them myself! Knock knock! Who's there? Watto Watto who? Watto you playing at, 20 questions? Just let me in, will you?! How did Samuel L Jackson freshen up after a hard day's filming? He used a Mace Windu cleaner. Why aren't Wookiees hunted for their meat? It tends to be rather Chewie. What's Jabba the Hutt's favourite ice-cream? A rancornetto. What's the difference between Sand People and dentists? One are Tusken Raiders... while the other are nasty bandit-type people who live on Tatooine. Why was Luke scared of the wampa? He didn't know that it would turn out to be fairly armless.

3rd March 2005, 11:45 AM	#37 (permalink)
Yoda Jedi Knight Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 237	Where does Qui-Gon keep his jam? In a Jar Jar.

9th March 2005, 03:32 PM	#38 (permalink)
timdgreat For the Emperor Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Alexandria VA, USA(Washington DC u idiots) Posts: 3,093	ewww:dead: :rolly2:

31st March 2005, 02:11 AM	#39 (permalink)
HeyLynny Explorer Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: New York Posts: 621	This is some of the funniest stuff I've read in a long time!!!!!!!

31st March 2005, 09:35 AM	#40 (permalink)
Yoda Jedi Knight Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 237	How does Luke get to Mos Eisley when his landspeeder breaks down? He uses the Horse.

1st April 2005, 04:21 AM	#41 (permalink)
timdgreat For the Emperor Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Alexandria VA, USA(Washington DC u idiots) Posts: 3,093	lol, not bad yoda:rolly2: